Zahara Jolie-Pitt

Angelina Jolie Buys Cheetos For Shiloh & Pax But Not Zahara!

Jackson — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:02:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

...is she on your list for Sexiest MILF 2008?
Can Angelina Jolie be nominated for 'Changeling'?

"At best, Angelina Jolie is a third-place slot right now behind Kristin Scott Thomas and Melissa Leo. She has the power of Universal and her own fame behind the effort, and I imagine she'll prevail, which will be fine if it happens. But she won't win." Source

Zahara Jolie-Pitt Takes A Private Jet With Daddy

Moelicious — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:31:00 -0400

Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.com

These were snapped yesterday as Brad & Zahara departed from Mandelieu Aiport in Cannes. Talk about living the high life!! Damn you, Zahara, damn you!!!

Angelina Jolie Walks Around Monaco with Zahara & Shiloh

Moelicious — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:04:00 -0400

These were snapped yesterday.

I don't give a shit what you bastards say, but I still think Zahara is one of the cutest lil' kid out there!---Cutest & luckiest of the bunch, in my opinion!

Bastardly Breaking News!! Zahara Jolie-Pitt Went on a Helicopter Ride!

Moelicious — Mon, 05 May 2008 12:00:00 -0400

Man, I wish I could go a God damn helicopter ride over the French Riviera!

Angelina, Brad & Family Do The French Riviera! God Damn!

Moelicious — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:00:00 -0400

Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/BAUERGRIFFINONLINE
Damn You Maddox, Pax & Zahara Jolie-Pitt!

So, after getting a little tired of the neglected ghettos of New Orleans, Brad, Angelina & Super Adoption Lottery winners have temporarily relocated to a modern day palace overlooking the French Riviera. How does one go about owning such a love pad?

1. Study hard
2. Drop out of school
3. Help start a company like Microsoft
4. Retire & sell Microsoft shares
5. Build a palace overlooking the French Riviera.
6. And then proceed to have sex with any female who enters your palace.

The one & only Paul Allen is the owner, so I'm pretty sure he's raking in some great rental income over the course of Brad & Angie's stay. I'm pretty sure it's upwards of $25k/night---maybe more. Think about how many African countries that kinda money could feed...God damn.

Anyway, here are a few more stalkerish pics of Angie & family's stay...

Zahara Jolie-Pitt Already Has A Favorite Song! Aaaw!

Moelicious — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:00:00 -0400

While Zahara's out shopping with Mommy, what's Maddox doing?

Maddox Makes Care Packages For Soldiers

Maddox Jolie-Pitt is such a good little do-gooder in the making. He's been following in his charitable mom's footsteps by making care packages for the soldiers overseas.

Angelina says it was his idea, and he makes it into a project the whole family can enjoy. Zahara does the glitter and stickers for the cards. How cute are they? [HollyScoop]