These were snapped yesterday.

I don't give a shit what you bastards say, but I still think Zahara is one of the cutest lil' kid out there!---Cutest & luckiest of the bunch, in my opinion!

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Man, I wish I could go a God damn helicopter ride over the French Riviera!

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Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/BAUERGRIFFINONLINE
Damn You Maddox, Pax & Zahara Jolie-Pitt!

So, after getting a little tired of the neglected ghettos of New Orleans, Brad, Angelina & Super Adoption Lottery winners have temporarily relocated to a modern day palace overlooking the French Riviera. How does one go about owning such a love pad?

1. Study hard
2. Drop out of school
3. Help start a company like Microsoft
4. Retire & sell Microsoft shares
5. Build a palace overlooking the French Riviera.
6. And then proceed to have sex with any female who enters your palace.

The one & only Paul Allen is the owner, so I'm pretty sure he's raking in some great rental income over the course of Brad & Angie's stay. I'm pretty sure it's upwards of $25k/night---maybe more. Think about how many African countries that kinda money could feed...God damn.

Anyway, here are a few more stalkerish pics of Angie & family's stay...

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While Zahara's out shopping with Mommy, what's Maddox doing?

Maddox Makes Care Packages For Soldiers

Maddox Jolie-Pitt is such a good little do-gooder in the making. He's been following in his charitable mom's footsteps by making care packages for the soldiers overseas.

Angelina says it was his idea, and he makes it into a project the whole family can enjoy. Zahara does the glitter and stickers for the cards. How cute are they? [HollyScoop]

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I'm a Cheetos Crunchy Flamin' Hot type of guy. What about you?

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The entire clan went to watch The Waterhorse yesterday.

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