Starlet Mischa Barton wants money for Melbourne Cup Carnival

"Yes, we were approached but we have a policy of not paying for stars to attend the marquee," spokeswoman Prue Webb said.

"Mischa is more than welcome to attend if she's in the Birdcage but we don't pay appearance fees because we value all our guests equally."

Barton's star turn trackside could be to capitalise on a visit Down Under to spruik her own accessories range. Source

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Mischa needs another nip slip... and fast.

MISCHA BARTON DENIES DATING JOSH HARNETT

Mischa, who recently split from her fella Taylor Locke, reportedly left and went with Josh to his hotel after a night on the town. Jealous!

But the star insists the pair are just friends and she is still a single gal.

‘I’m really just enjoying being single,’ said Mischa.

‘Regardless of who you’re hanging out with and what you’re doing, people will speculate and that is fine.’ Source

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Mischa, after slipping your entire boob last year, how can lower yourself to this level?! So not cool.

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Doesn't Mischa have a movie or TV show to work on these days?!

Here's a list of Mischa's latest projects:

Upstate (2008/I) (pre-production) (rumored)
Bhopal: A Prayer for Rain (2008) (pre-production) (rumored)
Don't Fade Away (2008) (post-production) .... Kat
Homecoming (2008) (post-production) .... Shelby
Walled In (2008) (post-production) .... Sam Walczak

Source

And, if you're here wondering if Mischa ever had a wardrobe malfunction...YOU BET YOUR ASS SHE DID!! OW!

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These were snapped yesterday as Mischa attended shows @ London Fashion Week.

I'm pretty sure Mischa just over-boozed (again) and hooked up with some dude who happened to look like Josh. The Daily Mail has more on this...

A source said: 'Josh looked pretty bored and was totally ignoring Mischa. She persisted though, and kept getting closer and closer to their table while dancing provocatively.

'Lots of girls were trying to get near their table, where the two guys were drinking champagne and vodka cocktails. Mischa had a lot to contend with, but didn't give up.'

Later, in the toilets, Nathan was overheard warning Josh off Mischa. The source added: 'Nathan told him that he thought she talks too much.'

Slip a puffy nipple (or a boob) next time, Mischa!

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