WSW writes:

It's not really clever or funny to caption photos of Asians with moo-goo gai-pan accents. Maybe you think it's ok because of the racist spewing comments people post. Incidentally, I doubt you or your readers would think it was witty to put a caption about picking cotton or niggas next to pictures of Beyonce or Rhianna. I'm a first time visitor to your site, directed from Dlisted.com, but I don't think I'll be coming back. Your brand of being racist for cheap laughs isn't my cup of tea, but I'm sure I'm the only one. Your massive readership and numerous comments prove it.

Dave writes:

I am shocked to see the racist Asian posting that you have on your site.

It is disgusting, and you need to stop immediately. Think how it would sound to write a comparable item on a photo of an African American or Latino. Doesn't sound very good, does it?

Instead, I suggest trying harder at humor. I believe it will occupy most of your time.

worst,

Dave

joo writes:

I find your captions on Asians offensive because it's not funny, but rather ignorant.

Nellie writes:

I understand your site mocks people by putting silly sayings on their photos. I understand that it is suppose to be fun and light. However, your assumptions about all those of Asian descent are inappropriate, racist, and wrong.

It is really quite inappropriate not to be educated in today's society about what is racist. In fact, to assume that all those of Asian descent are non-English speaking accented and unintelligent is unwarrented, presumpuous, judgemental, and wrong.

I respectfully request the removal of these offensive and racist photos from your site.

Nellie

Deng yi xia! Tamen bu xihuan women shuohua.. arrgh... crap, duibuqi, I is a speakinged in a Chinese.. oh, not is good. Veddy soory to hen duo ren tingbudong wo shuohua! Ohhh... there I going again speakinged in a Chinese! Okay, I try to speakinged in English for yous. Dui, women bu shi clever.. awh son of a!.. I is thinked WSW not is returning to site. WSW, wo xing ni shi zhongguo ren?!?! Dave, we is will not stopping immediately. Duibuqui! Joo, we is nevered said we is a funny people. Please coming back to the site!!!! Nellie hen cong ming de ren!!! Very intelligent you speaks. Err... no, we is not removing offensive and racist photos from site. Confucius say, if no likey site then going other site! Get plenty in internet!

Oh... and not is sure but you is talking about all Bai Ling posts and this one, this one, this one, this one, this one....oh is too many to finds!

What better way to honor this post then with more pictures of Bai Ling!!!!

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As a first time viewer of this website I've found this to be nothing but
bullshit, as a close friend of Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens I've found that
the following caption (see link below)...

...is nothing more than a pathetic lie to help populate this website. For
correct info it was nothing more than a day at the beach. Do us all a favour
and stop making up lies for headlines and leave them and the rest of the people
you've been making up fake headlines to help your failing site alone.



I hope to hear from you soon.



Daniel

Daniel!

Thank you for the email! It is much appreciated to hear from a first time visitor! Really, now be honest, what else did you think of our pathetic and failing website? Hey, since you're a close friend of Zac and Vanessa then maybe you can help get that sextape for us? I mean, we already her "Cousin Ryan" try to exploit some money from our pathetic and failing website for it.

Crap, did I make up more lies for headlines with this post too? Damn, I really do have a problem making up shit to help populate our pathetic and failing site. Our deepest apologies if we've offended you as a first time visitor to the site but let's all hope you'll be returning to our pathetic and failing site for more fake headlines. If not, we'll miss yoy; well, not really. Have a wonderful day!

The Bastardly

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In another edition of Bastardly Fanmail I'd like to focus your attention on Ryan T (pictured above). I completely agree that we are low lifes and should be reported to our host. Moe and I do need to grow up. We're such insenstive bastards. We're sorrry (yes, 3 r's!) for our complete existence, Ryan. No hard feelings Ryan, how about I send some traffic to your website, RyanTomlinsonOnLife.com, so everyone can see some really neat pictures of your awesome friends! Maybe we can be friends too! Neato!

Now... about that supposed Vanessa Hudgens non-existent sextape that you've apparently been made privy to as you say she's related to you via marriage. Could it be that one of the few times The Bastardly makes up some bullshit based on paparazzi photos that it truly is fact and will come to fruititon? So you're admitting that you've viewed a non-existent sextape of a family member? Also, you're willing to sell out your family for $500. Wow! Truly bastardly! You're so awesome! Well, come on now Ryan, why would you like do deal with some small lame ass operation like us for only $500 for a non-existent sextape of a family member! Dude, take this info of a non-existent sextape of a family member to Vivid, I'm sure they'll pay you a nice sum! We're still waiting for those screen caps; I mean, is Vanessa a dirty little slut like Olivia Mojica or a boring piece of dead wood like Kim Kardashian Superstar? I'm sure you can make-up, err... I mean, give a totally accurate description since you've like totally seen it man!

Cheers Ryan Tomlinson! And again, whenever you feel hate, read some Tolstoy.

Ryan T wrote:

you fuckin low life.. How would you like it if someone posted you on their dissing you. You wouldn't like would you. Fucking grow up.. I do know how to find your host and launch a complaint againt again your ass for being a dick.

Dearest Ryan,

Please find our host & complain.

Why is your heart filled w/ so much hatred? Do you need a hug or just some ass?

Cheers,

Bastardly Staff

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I have no clue which one is which so hopefully I got that correct above.

Disgusted wrote:

This website is a disgrace to humanity. How can you post such nasty things about two wonderful girls such as Aly and AJ? They've done nothing to deserve this, and you should really be ashamed. How do you sleep at night? And what happened to your rules? You say," blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAKING THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED". Well, I saw a depressing amount of disgusting sexual slurs about them, and it doesn't look like anybody has been banned, because there are posts by the same exact people. You probably couldn't give a shit about what I say or think, but this is ridiculous. Aly JUST turned 18, for God's sake, and AJ is still only 15 years old. How can you stand by and just let people write such gross things about a child, or even worse, be the one to post the subject in the first place. There are plenty of whores out there that you and your friends can converse about. Why tarnish the name of two sweet, innocent little girls? Do the right thing, and stop posting mean and hurtful things about people that don't deserve it. Shit like this is the exact reason why the world is going straight to Hell.

I guess this is in response to the several posts we've done in the past featuring Aly & AJ... two of which have some of the most comments I've ever seen on The Bastardly.

- Alyson Michalka vs. Amanda Joy Michalka: A Bastardly Sister Matchup! - 958 comments and counting!
- Alyson Michalka & Amanda Joy Michalka: A Bastardly Revisit
- Alyson Michalka & Amanda Joy Michalka - Beer-flavored nipples?
- Aly & AJ Michalka @ Nickelodeon 20th Annual Kids' Choice Awards

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Like VoteForTheWorst.com, The Bastardly wants everyone to vote for Antonella!

Aren't we all glad that the blowjob mystery has been solved? Fake or real, either way, I thought that chick was pretty hot, even though we're distracted by the dick in her mouth. However, we here at The Bastardly still think it's Amanda Coluccio behind it all. Oh well, we surely know that the pee-pee picture is real, right? Not many passionate fans have been emailing me lately but I thought I'd give a quick response to the latest fanmail received.

Jennifer writes:

get the pictures of antonella barbara off of here. you are ruining her life and your website is heartless

Hey Jennifer! Who the hell is "antonella barbara"? I've posted pictures of Antonella Barba but no idea who you are talking in your message!?!? Remember, I'm not that smart... oh, and pathetic scum. I guess since I can't be heartless as we determined with Shakima's letter that the website is heartless. Ah yes, it all makes sense now!

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Woo hoo! Antonella Barba makes it past elimination night!



When someone writes that they have nude pictures of someone, I'm expecting to see some exposed titties and maybe some snatch?!?! Naked but covering your tits does not constitute "nude pictures." If anything I'd classify that as "implied nudity". You know, the stuff for models that aren't yet comfortable to show off their entire sexy bod in front of the camera but still want to tease the horndogg community? So if anyone else is going to email us saying that they have "nude pictures" of Antonella, I want to see some nipples, areola, and/or clitoris!

Anyways... to the fan mail!

Shakima wrote:

Dear obviously a loser with no life,

First, I want to ask you a couple questions, do you have a heart? Or did you get it surgically removed?Why do you get so much pleasure making fun of people and exploiting them? Also, do you have any friends? Or did you lose all of them because you made fun of them? You know wat i think, u were one of those geeky kids with glasses growing up who everyone made fun of. Now, you make fun of other people to try to hide your scars. But, thats like trying to hide a cat in a dog convention. Alright so how about you revaluate your life to see the scum you have become. So lay off Antonella, shes the sweetest girl ive ever met!!!! You are not even worthy to kiss her shoes!!! You know what i think your just jealous she has the talent and the looks to go along with it. So why dont you go on ebay and buy a life, cause obviously you need one. VOTE FOR ANTONELLA BARBA!!!!!!! VOTE FOR ANTONELLA BARBA SHE ROCKS!!!!!! GO ANTONELLA!

Shakima! Are you sure you're name isn't Socrates because "thats like trying to hide a cat in a dog convention" is some deep philosophical stuff there! Damn, you go girl! Wow, you ask me so many interesting questions I might as well refer to you as Dr. Jason Seaver also! Big ups to Alan Thicke! Alright, now to my answers to your plethora of questions. Wait, first off, I have a question for you. Medically speaking, if I had my heart surgically removed, would I physically be able to respond to you and create content for The Bastardly? Hmm...well, I guess that answers your first question. Medically, yes, I do have a heart. Now, if you want to ask that question in the psychological or emotional sense, well, we'll have to save that for another time.

Onward with the rest of your questions. I can't seem to recall when I've actually said that I take pleasure in "making fun of people and exploiting them" but I guess I do. You know, you hit it on the mark, my gosh, you're amazing, you see right through me! I totally don't have any friends! Hell, Moe and I actually hate each other! I'm an obvious loser with no life! However, I must admit that you did get one fact about me incorrect. As geeky as I was and still am today, unfortunately I've never worn glasses. You were so close to figuring me out! Oh yeah, and I am scum and am jealous... completely!

Lastly, I did have "a life" on my items I was watching on My Ebay but in the end was outbid by your mom. Ooooh, okay, now that was really pathetic but as we determined in the last round of Antonella fan mail that I, along with the site, am pathetic so writing not funny comments like that comes within my nature. I appreciate your shout out to Antonella in ALL CAPS because we here at The Bastardly are pulling for her too! Thanks for writing!

Phew! That was a doozy...

John wrote:

I would like to write this email to tell you guys at bastardly.com that posting photos without the consent of the proper parties is illegal. In particular I am talking about the Antonella Barba photos. I don't know if there is any legal action being taken, but if you guys are as smart as you claim to be (mocking peoples email and criticizing what they write), then you know what you are doing is illegal--look it up.

Hi John! I'd first off like to compliment you on the proper grammar, capitalization, and sentence structure used in your email. Now be honest, did you see the previous post and click on the links I suggested to get some tips prior to writing in? Don't be shy; you can admit that eHow is a great site! You talk about things being legal/illegal and make the assumption that we claim to be smart with our innate desire of "mocking peoples email and criticizing what they write"... ooh, looks like your forgot the possessiveness for "people's email". Between me, you, and the readers, I'm not very smart. In fact, I've admitted to being pathetic scum so actually I'm going to need you to email us again with the details about what is legal/illegal. I'm sure it's a quick Google search away.

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