This isn't exactly celebrity news, but general news for the Bastardly Horndogg Community...

British condom maker Futura Medical Plc said on Thursday that results of a study showed its new condom helped men have firmer and bigger erections, as well as a longer-lasting sexual experience.

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Futura said the study of 108 healthy couples showed its CSD500 condom helped men to get a firmer erection compared with a standard condom, increased penis size and made the sexual experience last longer, delivering statistically significant results.

The condom has a small amount of gel in its peak that dilates the arteries and increases blood flow to the penis. [Reuters]

Question: So, if the B.H.C. members stick w/ normal double-bagging protocol when having sex, will this make Mr. Winkie explode or what?!

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I can't believe he had Mischa Barton's shapeless legs wrapped around himself at one point.

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These snaps were from the Jet Nightclub One Year Anniversary Celebration

I'm just being skeptical because I'd assume that if Bar was indeed engaged to Leo that she'd be wearing a ring, no?

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My rant can be found in our review of Mel's Apocolypto (before reading it, remember to take big breath as the sentence is pretty damn long):

...he flick is a brutally honest portrayal of the endless capabilities of a drunken, Jew-hating, wannabe-ultra-conservative white man w/ tons & tons of money to blow.[Source]

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You guys ended your day w/ these photos plastered over every other blog, so we figured posting them up this morning would serve as a nice transition.

W/ this batch of yack-inducing pictures, we're setting the standards very (very) low, so all the other stuff that pops up later today should look pretty much heavenly.

And, oh yeah, someone please give this bitch some heroin so she can O.D.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAh.

That loud noise you just heard was the birth pans of yet another category that some of you bitter bastardly visitors might find very interesting.

Here's how it works...

1. We make a post w/ a certain person in the title
2. You bitch & moan about this particular person---whatever you want goes, but of course, don't be a racist whorebag. If you want to be a real racist, go to the fucking ghettos of S. East LA, and say what you're posting over here. Let's see how long you last.

And, we only have one rule: DON'T SUCK!!

W/ Bastardly formalities aside, let's hear some great Sanjayayaya Rants...

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