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And of course...

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These are repeats, but does anyone care?

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Pstroyer posted a video:

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You can't get much hotter than two sexy Ambrosios under one roof. Both Ale & her sister were dropping major dough on Robertson Boulevard yesterday. These are pics from their brief shopping spree @ the Kitson Boutique. I'm pretty sure the shady security camera guys @ Kitson are having a blast w/ all the Ambrosio-sisters fitting room footage. Ow!

Anyway, let's move to more important news in Planet Alessandra Ambrosio: She was missing from the 2008 Forbes' Highest Earning Supermodels List. Check the list over here.

Here's how Forbes magazine explained the absence:

A noticeable drop-off is last year's No. 5, Victoria's Secret angel Alessandra Ambrosio, who took a break from bikinis due to her baby bulge.

And, before we forget, Loki posted this UK ad for Next on the Bastardly Forum:

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Props to Pstroyer for sending it in. It got caught in our spam, so excuse the delay in the post.

The highest-paid model said goodbye to Victoria's Secret in 2007, but still juggles 20 contracts. The 27-year-old continues to bag new contracts, noticeably with Pantene and a cosmetics giant yet to be named. Her face graces ads for Disney, Nivea, Vogue eyewear and Aquascutum, the U.K.-based luxury line. Her line of Grendene sandals, Ipanema by Gisele, banks her about $6 million a year. And her romance with New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady keeps her in the tabloids--she even escaped being blamed for the Patriots' loss to the Giants. [Forbes]

Anyway, here's the full list for further discussion:

1. Gisele Bundchen- 35 Million (last year: 1st @ 33 Million)
2. Heidi Klum - 17 Million (last year: 3rd @ 8 Million)
3. Kate Moss - 7.5 Million (last year: 2nd @ 9 Million)
4. Adriana Lima - 7 Million (last year: 4th @ 6 million)
5. Doutzen Kroes - 6 Million (last year 14th @ $1.5 million)
6. Karolina Kurkova - 5 million (last year: 8th @ 3.5 Million)
7. Natalia Vodianova - 4.5 Million (last year: 7th @ 4.5 Million)
8. Carolyn Murphy - 4.5 Million (last year: 6th @ 5 Million)
9. Daria Werbowy - 3.8 Million (last year: 9th @ 3.5 Million)
10. Miranda Kerr - 3.5 Million (last year: unlisted)
11. Isabeli Fontana - 3 Million (tie) (last year: unlisted)
11. Gemma Ward - 3 Million (tie) (last year: 10th @ 3 Million)
12. Selita Ebanks - 2.7 Million (last year: unlisted)
13. Valentina Zelyaeva - 2.3 Million (last year: unlisted)
14. Hilary Rhoda - 2 Million (last year: 12th @ 2 million)
15. Liya Kebede - $1.5 Million (last year: unlisted)

Source

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The World's Top-Earning Models

The 15 models on our list were ranked primarily by estimated earnings over the past 12 months. Where necessary, prestige and relevancy of campaigns, editorials, fashion magazine covers and the opinion of those in the industry were taken into account.

A noticeable drop-off is last year's No. 5, Victoria's Secret angel Alessandra Ambrosio, who took a break from bikinis due to her baby bulge. Liya Kebede was edged out of Estée Lauder, pushing her five places down to last place. Forbes

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