Brittny's career is taking a turn as of right now: She just won the best rack @ Us Weekly's D List Party award from the Bastardly. More chicks need show off their goods when nothing better is going on in their careers.

And the Wiki says...

Brittny Gastineau (born November 11, 1982) is an American model, socialite, and reality television personality. She is of French ancestry hence her French surname. She is the daughter of former New York Jets defensive end football player Mark Gastineau, and Lisa Gastineau, with whom she starred on E!'s reality TV show Gastineau Girls. Gastineau also starred in another E! reality series, Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive. [Wiki]

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Here's the next heat of chicks in our quest to crown the skanky ho of the year...

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In a few years we envision the Bastardly Skanky Ho of the Year Award to rival major awards handed out during the upcoming award season. I'm kidding. Fresh content is low, so we're having to scrape the bottom of the celebrity gossip barrel. Our apologies.

We chose fifteen of the Skankiest Hos of 2007 and will showcase them in three separate heats. Your job is to vote for the Skankiest Ho in each heat. Top two Skanky Hos from each heat will move on to a semifinal round w/ two heats of three Skanky Hos each. One winner from each of the two heats in the semifinal round will move on to a final, deciding round. All this will hopefully be done by January 1st.

I don't even know what I typed right now, but we'll see how it all works out. Just make sure you review the pictures carefully before voting for your Skanky Ho candidate.

Ok, let's get this started...

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After reviewing tons & tons of pictures from the event I've come to two conclusions:

1. American award shows suck ass from a slutty attire standpoint. The fact of the matter is that chicks are simply not daring anymore.

2. This dress isn't really that slutty or exciting, but when you compare it to the rest of the boring outfits, it's definitely in a class of its own.

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Why does she insist on hiding those puppies?!

Come on Hef!! Please up the layout paycheck to around $10mil, plus some Playboy stock options! Take a financial hit for the Horndogg Community, God damn it!!

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And the Wiki says...

Katie Lohmann (born 29 January 1980 in Scottsdale, Arizona) is a model, actress, and most notably a Playboy Playmate for the month of April 2001.

She is the youngest of three children, with a brother and a sister. Her father, Dan, is a successful accountant and her mother, Sharon, is the head of payroll for Citibank. They were divorced in 1992.
She currently resides in Woodland Hills, California and hopes to do more comedy work in the future, utilizing her talents to become successful and respected. [Wiki]

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