Bastardly MILF Rating

The Bastardly Sexiest MILFs 2008 - VOTE NOW!

Moelicious — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:32:00 -0400

Over the years we've voted on everything from the ugliest to the sexiest women Hollywood has to offer, so generating a list of the sexiest MILFs is only a natural next step in the process of wasting your precious time. Before we get our hands dirty with MILFy discussions, let's define M.I.L.F. for the clueless few.

No worries, members of the Filipino Bastardly Community!! M.I.L.F., thankfully, doesn't stand for the infamous Philippine terrorist group, Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Instead, our bastardly friends @ the Wiki have a much friendlier definition:

Mother I'd like to fuck (MILF), slang for a sexually attractive, older woman

Obviously, there are many Hollywood celebs who fall into this exclusively juicy category, so we're gonna do the community a favor and throw a few names out there to help create your top 10...

We won't wanna waste too much time, so let's dive straight into my own top 10 list & review the Bastardly Rules & Regulations (see page 2)...

Melissa Joan Hart @ March of Dimes Celebration of Babies

Jackson — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:01:00 -0400

“Sabrina The Teenage Witch“ Rejected By “Dancing With The Stars“

The actress said as much in a tear-filled interview on "Valentine in the Morning" show. She went on to say, according to TMZ, who has the entire interview on their website, that she has been rejected for every season of the hit reality show.

She sobs for a while, and then says that she even had the all-powerful Mario Lopez (who took second place in the second season - to Emmitt Smith) lobby for her to be cast, and she still couldn't get on. Source

Gabrielle Reece: Hottest MILF Alive? God Damn.

Moelicious — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:45:00 -0400

Photo Credit: INFphoto.com

These were snapped as Gabi Reece took daughter Brody Jo out to lunch at Googie's restaurant in Malibu, Cali over the weekend.

And the Wiki says...

Gabrielle Allyse Reece (born 6 January 1970) is an American professional volleyball player, sports announcer, and fashion model.

On November 30, 1997, Gabrielle married the Hawaiian big-wave surfer Laird Hamilton. They have two children together: daughters Reece Viola Hamilton (born in October 2003) and Brody Jo Hamilton (born on January 1, 2008 in Hawaii).

In 1997, competing with the best global beach volleyball players ever assembled, Reece's 4-man team took first place at the first-ever Beach Volleyball World Championships staged at the UCLA Tennis Center. A Florida State star turned pro, 1997 was Reece's fifth season as a team captain in the 4-person Women's Beach Volleyball League (WBVL), and her fourth captaining Team Nike, which shared League Co-Championship.

For four consecutive years, Reece was the WBVL kills leader from 1993-1996. She was named the Offensive Player of the Year in 1994-95, and the League blocks leader in 1993. She also competed domestically in the 1999-2000 Olympic Challenge Series, the 1999-2000 FIVB Beach Volleyball World Tour, and other competitions. [Wiki]

MILF Rating: Jessica Alba Looking Hotter & Hotter Each Day!

Moelicious — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 10:16:00 -0400

These were snapped a couple days back as the two lovebirds finished their "Get-Jessica-Back-In-Shape" workout. Jessica Alba's making amazing progress in returning to her previous hotness, but I'm pretty sure now that she has a kid, she's a bigger bitch than before. Just a wild guess.

The big question no one's asking: Who wants to hire Jessica Alba for their next flick? This summer's wildly overhyped "The Love Guru" literally flopped @ the box-office. The numbers are rough...

Production Budget: ~$62mil (probably $75mil)
Domestic Take: ~32mil (rounding up; as of July 30th, 2008) [Source]

Let's hope they have some nude footage of Jessica Alba in the DVD b/c it's gonna take a lot of work to climb out of this financial hole.

MILF Rating: Marcia Cross Plays With Her Twin Daughters

Moelicious — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:00:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Bauergriffinonline.com

And the Wiki says...

Marcia Anne Cross (born March 25, 1962) is an Emmy- and Golden Globe-nominated American actress. In recent years she has come to be known for her lead role as Bree Hodge on the hit TV show Desperate Housewives.

On February 20, 2007, Cross gave birth to fraternal twin daughters, Eden and Savannah at a Los Angeles hospital, shortly before Cross' 45th birthday.[3] In an exclusive People interview, she revealed that she underwent in vitro fertilization soon after her wedding.[4] Both children were baptized at the Trinity Episcopal Church. [Wiki]

MILF Rating: Celine Dion Bikini Pictures

Moelicious — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:01:00 -0400

Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline

This isn't exactly up to par with what we've recently seen, but hey, as always, at least it's not Star Jones or Oprah! Taking everything into consideration, how does Celine rank on your MILF rating?

Dion's Quebec concert site miffs manager

Music - A battle over the site for free outdoor concerts on Quebec City's Plains of Abraham by Celine Dion and Paul McCartney appeared settled Monday, as organizers for Quebec City's 400th anniversary celebrations stuck to their decision to stage Dion's concert in an open field.

"The shows will take place where we said they would," said Daniel Gelinas, who heads the 400th celebrations. "We will reflect. Probably nothing will change." [Calgary Herald]