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 <title>Cassie &amp; Jessica Szohr Are Us Weekly&#039;s Most Stylish New Yorkers!</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Photo Credit: Sara Jaye Weiss/Startraksphoto.com&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Although we&#039;re a little disappointed with Cassie&#039;s choice of attire, we simply can&#039;t hate on the possibility of this &lt;strong&gt;milk-chocolate-flavored lesbian sex&lt;/strong&gt; encounter.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For those of you who don&#039;t know &lt;strong&gt;Jessica Szohr&lt;/strong&gt;, here&#039;s more info:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jessica Karen Szohr (born March 31, 1985 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin) is an American model of Hungarian and African-American descent.[1] She is best known for playing Vanessa Abrams in Gossip Girl. &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Szohr&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;[Wiki]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Who Invited Tara Reid To Macy&#039;s Passport Gala?</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Reid Not Engaged&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Actress Tara Reid has denied reports she is set to marry French businessman Julien Jarmoune after a whirlwind romance.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The &quot;American Pie&quot; star was rumored to be engaged to the fashion executive following a short courtship.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But a spokesperson for the 32-year-old insists the speculation is &quot;not true,&quot; adding: &quot;It&#039;s just a bunch of lies and rumors.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The representative has confirmed, however, that the two are dating.  &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&amp;amp;entry_id=30211&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;SF Gate&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Jackson</dc:creator>
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 <title>Who Should Harry Connick Jr. Sleep With Tonight?</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;The choices are Amanda Bynes and Renee Zellweger.  These photos are from the &quot;Living Proof&quot; Lifetime Movie Premiere.  Here&#039;s a synopsis of the movie:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;The film is about the true story of Dr. Dennis Slamon (played by Harry Connick, Jr.), who helped develop the breast cancer drug Herceptin. Dr. Slamon is a research doctor at UCLA Medical Center (Los Angeles), where he has developed the experimental drug Herceptin, which he believes will become a treatment for breast cancer. However, when the drug company stops funding for research, philanthropists, including Lilly Tartikoff (Angie Harmon) and Ronald Perelman help him continue tests of the drug. Dr. Slamon loses some patients involved in the tests, but ultimately his work with the drug changes the course of breast cancer treatment.  &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Living_Proof_(film)&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Wiki&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:31:00 -0400</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Jackson</dc:creator>
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 <title>Kelly Brook Launch Party For Rouge School of Make-up</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Kelly Brook: Danny Cipriani is an amazing mover&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;The TV presenter has been teaching the rugby star a few moves on the dance floor.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And she&#039;s more then impressed with his manoeuvres.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;‘We have been busting moves from my new DVD and he&#039;s quite good as he is young and flexible,’ she tells the Daily Star Sunday.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;‘Actually, he can tango better than me – but don’t tell him that.’  &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/274611/kelly-brook-danny-cipriani-is-an-amazing-mover/1/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:31:00 -0400</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Jackson</dc:creator>
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 <title>Megan Fox Lookin&#039; Sexy &amp; Shia LaBeouf @ &quot;Eagle Eye&quot; Premiere</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;After heating up all celeb sites with &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-megan-fox-pics-from-october-2008-gq-magazine-0915&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;her GQ photos&lt;/a&gt; yesterday, Megan Fox comes back today with this tight little number she wore to the premiere of &quot;Eagle Eye&quot;; starring her Transformers co-star (and likely FTF) Shia LeBeouf.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Michelle Monaghan On ‘Eagle Eye’s’ Shia LaBeouf: ‘He Is Amazing!’&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;“He is amazing,” Michelle enthused. “He’s incredibly dedicated. That’s the great thing about him — he’s so young, he’s only 21. Certainly it’s a testament to him having acted for years, but he really strives to make every shot better, and if it’s something that’s not working right, he’s right in there trying to fix it.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Michelle said Shia is so dedicated to his craft he gets to work ahead of schedule.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“He’s the only co-star that I’ve ever worked with that  actually turns up to work earlier than his call time,” she said. “His call time is at 5:30, he’s there at 5:15. It makes me look bad.”  &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.accesshollywood.com/michelle-monaghan-on-eagle-eyes-shia-labeouf-he-is-amazing_article_11280&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Access Hollywood&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:31:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Eva Longoria &amp; FTF Mario Lopez Went Out To Eat!</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Eva Longoria rubbishes pregnancy rumours&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hollywood actress Eva Longoria has denied rumours claiming that she&#039;s pregnant, insisting that she is just fat. The Desperate Housewives actress and her husband Tony Parker laughed off rumours of her pregnancy in a recent interview with Le Grand Journal. &quot;I&#039;m just fat,&quot; US Magazine quote Longoria, as saying.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The 33-year-old actress revealed that she has put on weight for her character in Desperate Housewives, who will into an exhausted homemaker with two kids. The show&#039;s creator Marc Cherry said: &quot;Gaby is having a very tough time being the mother of two overweight, hyperactive children. But Eva is having a marvellous time playing her!&quot;  &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://entertainment.oneindia.in/hollywood/top-stories/scoop/2008/eva-longoria-not-pregnant-110908.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
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