Why's Corey Feldman Trying To Look Like Michael Jackson?
Friday, September 5th, 2008 early in the evening, before sex
Photo Credit: Splash NewsThese were snapped @ the 2008 BMI Urban Awards held @ the Wilshire Theatre, in Beverly Hills
For those of you who don't know, here's Corey's link w/ Michael Jackson...
Feldman was once a friend of Michael Jackson, until a visit to Manhattan, where Feldman claimed that Jackson abandoned him while he and children left the city. During the 2005 Jackson molestation trial, Feldman alleged in a 20/20 interview that Jackson had shown him nude photos.[6] Feldman was subpoenaed as a witness and placed under a gag order.
In June 2008, Feldman said that he had been molested as a child. Amid speculation that the perpetrator was Michael Jackson, Feldman was quoted, in an interview for the July issue of GQ magazine, as saying:
"People can say whatever they want, but it wasn't Michael. He and I have our own issues, but that wasn't one of them. The bottom line is, I know who it was. I didn't know how to cut him off. Not only did I continue being friends with the guy, but he was working for me. The guy that did this to me was my assistant. He would come in when I was sleeping. I would wake up and I would know what was going on, but I would just try to ignore it and hope that he would go away, which is how kids who aren't ready to deal with something deal with it. I was still a virgin at the time. I hadn't even had sex with a girl. So for me it was just kind of bewildering. Despite what people think, I was actually very innocent and very naïve at the time. I was your typical American kid."[Source]
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What The Hell Did Shannen Doherty Wear To Letterman?!
Friday, September 5th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
All Photo Credit: Splash NewsI'm pretty sure Shannen could've found a better dress to help promote the biggest opportunity her career has seen since the original 90210 ended back in 1994...
'90210' is back and as cheesy as ever
Uncle, “90210,” I cry uncle.
I got the feeling the goal of this “Beverly Hills, 90210” sequel was to pummel the audience into submission. Well, the show’s 2-hour premiere on Tuesday night more or less did the trick. (The fact that the show aired at midnight, thanks to the very long Cubs game that pre-empted the “90210” premiere on WGN-Ch. 9, may have had something to do with my inability to put up a fight.)
What helped me stay awake in the wee hours was a little game I played during the premiere. I timed many scenes to see if they lasted longer than 30 seconds. Once in a great while, a scene would last almost 45 seconds (an eternity!). But much of the rest of the premiere played like a choppy music video – lots of music, some talking, more music, more pretty people, more bling, more aerial shots of mansions and Beverly Hills road signs. [Chicago Tribune]
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Jamie-Lynn Sigler @ Entourage Season 5 Premiere
Friday, September 5th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

This woman needs to get hired to something big real soon!! Her latest project includes just one movie titled "Son of Mourning," also starring Heather Graham. Read more about it here.
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Hasbeen Rating: Elle MacPherson @ 2008 GQ Men of the Year Awards
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

And the Wiki says...
Elle Macpherson (pronounced /ˈɛl məkˈfɝːsən/; born March 29, 1964) is an Australian model, actress, and businesswoman. She is known for her six cover appearances on Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue in the 1980s, the 1990s and once in the 2000s. Nicknamed “The Body”, she is 6'0 (1.83 m) tall. According to Forbes, she is worth around £60 million. [Wiki]
Eva Herzigova @ 2008 Venice International Film Festival
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
These were snapped over the weekend @ the premiere of the documentary, "Valentino: The Last Emperor," at the La Fenice Theatre.For more info about the upcoming movie, head to the official website!
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Kelly Monaco Bikini Pictures Bring The Afternoon Links!
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 early in the evening, before sex
These were snapped @ the DKNY Jeans Pool Party.- Holly Madison Is Close To Perfection [HollywoodTuna]
- Sonya Kraus is Today’s Daily Snapshot [CO-ED Magazine]
- Suzan Hughes is Mangled in her Bikini of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Fact Or Fiction: Michael Jackson And Pamela Anderson Dating [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Josh Hartnett has a sex tape [Celebslam]
- Big Brother's Sexiest Moments! [Zoo Today]
- HoHan's Two Cents [Dlisted]
- Actor/Singer/Songwriter Jerry Reed Dead at 71 [Bumpshack]
- Pilar Montenegro in a Bikini: More Please [Derek Hail]
- Leighton Meester was a prison baby [The Blemish]
- Refrigerator Rampage [Flabber]
- Another NFL Player Gets Shot a Whole Bunch [Celeb Parasite]
- Madonna’s tour crew is upset over poor travel accommodations [Cele|bitchy]
- Don LaFontaine, voice of movie trailers, dies [The Bastardly Society]
- BONERTOWN HOTTIE OF THE DAY: KIM SMITH [Unibrow]
- Megan Fox is Hot Doing Just About Anything [The Grumpiest]
- Natalie Portman Red Hot At The Venice Film Fest [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]













