Cameron Diaz @ Nickelodeon 2008 Kids Choice Awards
Monday, March 31st, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

New trailer for Cameron Diaz comedy What Happens In Vegas
The story follows two strangers (Diaz and Kutcher) who wake up after a wild night in Vegas to discover they are married and one of them has won a fortune with the others' quarter.
They then try to undermine each other in order to decide who the rightful owner of the cash is...falling in love in the process. Source
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Does Eva Amurri Need A Brown Bag Over Her Head?
Thursday, March 13th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

And the Wiki says...
Eva Maria Livia Amurri (born March 15, 1985) is an American actress.
Amurri was born in New York City, New York, the daughter of Italian director Franco Amurri and American actress Susan Sarandon (who is of Italian and Welsh/Irish/English descent). Her grandfather was Antonio Amurri, famous television author, her aunt is Valentina Amurri, television author. [Wiki]
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Jailbait Butta Alert!! Jojo Shows off Her Excess Face Skin
Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

These were snapped @ a Spring, 2008 fashion show at Bryant Park in NYC
And the Wiki says...
JoJo (born Joanna Noëlle Levesque on December 20, 1990) is an American pop and R&B singer, songwriter, record producer, and actress who rose to fame in 2004 with her platinum-certified, self-titled debut album JoJo, which reached number four on the U.S. Billboard 200 chart. JoJo has also begun a film career, starring in two 2006 Hollywood films: Aquamarine and RV. Her second album, The High Road, was released on October 17, 2006. In the summer of 2007, she embarked on tour in the United States, Europe, and Mexico. JoJo has sold more than five million albums worldwide. [Wiki]
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Adele Silva vs Her Dog - A Bastardly Matchup
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Let's hope she got paid a lot of money for this photo shoot.And the Wiki says...
Adele Silva (born 19 November 1980 in Croydon, Surrey) is an English actress and television personality. She was educated at the Sylvia Young Theatre School and has been on stage and television since she was a child. [Wiki]
Fergie Does a "Butta in the Middle" Bikini Photo Shoot En Mexico
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 early in the evening, before sex

- Lindsay Lohan Needs Cash? [HollywoodTuna]
- Sophia Bush At Florida Room Party [I'm Not Obsessed]
- DIY: Star Trek Blu-Ray Phaser [Flabber]
- Paris Hilton is wild and crazy [Celebslam]
- Kelly Brook Shows The Goods [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- the only top 10 media list that counts ! ;) [The Bastardly Society]
- Poor Katie [Dlisted]
- Christina Milian is getting sexier [Tasteful Celebs]
- SAmen to Jimmy Kimmel!!! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Tom Cruise Can't Get Katie Holmes Pregnant [Cele|bitchy]
- Bring Back the Former Elisha! [Fatback and Collards]
- Spiderman in New York City [CityRag]
- Lindsay just had a sip [DerekHail]
- Britney Shows Up for Depo, Bails 45 Minutes Later [Celeb Warship]
- Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures - Ass Edition [The Grumpiest]
- Designer Sebastian Errazuriz Takes Everyday Objects, Makes Them Weird [Complex]
- Kanye West makes Beyonce his bitch [The Blemish]
- Danielle Lloyd bikini pictures [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Hilarious Batman: The Dark Knight Trailer Spoof [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Buttafaces.com Material? Sonya Kraus @ MTV Europe Music Awards 2007
Thursday, November 15th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee

From the Wikipedia:
Sonya Kraus (born June 22, 1973 in Frankfurt am Main) is a German television presenter.
In her shows Kraus likes to play self-ironically with her image as a blonde silly but being straight-A in her Abitur and eloquent appearance in talk shows and interviews proves this image wrong.
In some of her shows, Sonya sometimes likes to present barefoot, while at other times she wears shoes. On some occasions, some of the crewmen have attempted in various ways to take off her shoes, but Sonya refuses.













