For the Bastardly Ladies: Italy's Official 2006 World Cup Team Photo
Monday, July 24th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee

We've received countless emails requesting for this, so here you go ladies.
Please remember that masturbation @ work can get you a raise if you let your boss watch. Ow!!!
Zinedine Zidane Head-butt Photos From 2006 World Cup Final
Wednesday, July 19th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch

Attention all bitter Italy haters: This is yet another chance for you to bitch about how France should've won & how Italy cheated & how Materazzi exaggerated the impact & blah, blah, blah, blah.
Anyway, here are two videos, from two different angles:
Related in a Bastardly way:
Zidane Wins Golden Ball Award After Headbutting in 2006 World Cup Final
Monday, July 10th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

I gotta give props to this guy. To go through such an experience & still come out on top is pretty damn amazing.
W/ all the hoopla surrounding Zidane's world famous second header, did everyone fucking forget that Buffon blocked Zidane's first header?!?! Seriously, now...
But yeah, all in all, Italian players got pretty much shafted by this annoucement. I mean, Italy won the fucking World Cup & that should automatically mean someone from their team should win this award. Maybe that's just an ignorant Yankee way of thinking, but what do you expect from us, right?
ZINEDINE ZIDANE SHOWS TRUE COLORS! FRANCE LOSES 2006 WORLD CUP!! ITALY WINS! ITALY WINS!
Sunday, July 9th, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

It was perfect.
Those fucking ass-kissing American commentators were sucking on Zidane's balls the entire game. For him to slap his team, country & everyone else pulling for France in the face by head butting some dude in overtime was absolutely classic.
Thank you, Zizou.

Related in a Bastardly way:
Aida Yespica Plans To Pole Dance & Have World Cup Sex After Italy Wins World Cup!
Sunday, July 9th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours
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Almost the End for 2006 World Cup Babes...
Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon

You know....if there are any World Cup fans out there who were fortunate enough to get out to Germany and take some pictures of hot ladies then don't be shy and send'em in to us for posting!!!













