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 <title>Nastia Liukin Signs Autograph Outside Beso Restaurant!</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Champion Gymnast and Decathlete to Be Featured on Special-Edition Wheaties Packages&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt; &quot;Every young athlete aspires to one day see their face on the cover of the Wheaties box,&quot; Liukin said. &quot;It&#039;s been a huge inspiration to see great gymnastics champions on the box, like Mary Lou and Carly, plus the &#039;Magnificent Seven&#039; from 1996. It&#039;s a privilege and an honor for me to be on the box, and I&#039;m very excited to be part of the Wheaties tradition.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Liukin credits hard work and determination for her success. &quot;I tell young athletes all the time that if you want to become a champion, you need to stay focused, train hard, and pay attention to what you eat,&quot; she says. Proper nutrition is a critical part of peak performance, and Liukin says that&#039;s why Wheaties was a part of her training regimen.  &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/wheaties-honors-newest-american-champions/story.aspx?guid=%7B977450D9-769F-486A-9A38-4DD62CE6E9BB%7D&amp;amp;dist=hppr&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Megan Fox Wears Blue Shades To Match Blue Wifebeater!</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Megan Fox: Nude Girl-on-Girl Action on the Way!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now wipe that drool off your chin before it ruins your keyboard and let&#039;s discuss just what Megan Fox nude will be doing in the upcoming vampire movie, Jennifer&#039;s Body. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;According to reports, Fox and co-star Amanda Seyfried will be enjoying a topless romp in bed with another in the film.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;The two girls make out hardcore, rolling around in a bed. It was a really hot scene,&quot; said the insider.  &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fashion.ie/aggregator/gossip/101798-megan-fox-nude-girl-girl-action-way&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:59:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Bastardly Breaking News! Vanessa Minnillo Flew American into LAX!</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It appears Vanessa Minnillo is finally back in LA after a heavy promotional schedule in NYC for her&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.disastermovie.net/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt; new flick &#039;Disaster Movie&#039;&lt;/a&gt; that&#039;s set to drop in theaters tomorrow.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Here&#039;s the trailer:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;center&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDws_tDZ-8c&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Christina Ricci&#039;s Nipples &amp; Her Boyfriend Went Out!</title>
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 <description>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Christina Ricci (born February 12, 1980) is an Emmy Award-nominated American actress who first achieved fame for her role as Wednesday Addams in The Addams Family (1991), and its sequel Addams Family Values (1993).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Her movie roles have ranged from art house films such as The Ice Storm (1997), dramas such as Monster (2004), independent comedies such as The Opposite of Sex (1998), for which she received a Golden Globe nomination for Best Actress, and blockbusters such as Sleepy Hollow (1999).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ricci endured the transition from a child star to teenage idol and adult actress and currently holds her own production company, Blaspheme Films, responsible for Pumpkin and Prozac Nation. She has recently appeared in Black Snake Moan (2007) and Penelope (2008), and stars as Trixie, the female lead role in the The Wachowski Brothers&#039; feature film adaptation of Speed Racer, in 2008.  &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christina_Ricci&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Wiki&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:01:00 -0400</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Jackson</dc:creator>
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 <title>Lauren Conrad Went Shopping At Whole Foods!</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Lauren Conrad To Present At The Emmys&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lauren Conrad is all grown up! The Hills star continues to defy the laws of celebrity, having reportedly landed a role as a presenter on TV&#039;s biggest night, the primetime Emmy awards. Let me reiterate: This is the Emmy awards. Not the MTV awards. How does she do it?  &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.film.com/features/story/lauren-conrad-present-the-emmys/22211662&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Breaking! Miley Cyrus Bicycled To Eat Lunch @ Sharky&#039;s!</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Looks like someone&#039;s desperately trying to have a &quot;normal&quot; childhood...&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus become kids&#039; obsessions&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;YOUR DAUGHTER would rather be grounded for a month than miss a Jonas Brothers concert. That&#039;s why their concert at Camden&#039;s 25,000-capacity Susquehanna Bank Center tonight is sold out.&lt;br /&gt;
Still pulling your hair out because you paid 10 times what any sane person would consider reasonable so that your kid could attend one of Miley Cyrus&#039; sold-out &quot;Hannah Montana&quot; concerts last year?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Parents may not fully understand, but to a nation of adolescents, Cyrus and the Jonas boys aren&#039;t just pop acts. They&#039;re 24/7 obsessions. To a legion of businessmen presiding over a slumping industry, they are trend-defying sales juggernauts. And to culture-watchers, they are the latest in a series of teen-pop acts dating back to Ricky Nelson who serve as a generation&#039;s musical rite of passage. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.philly.com/dailynews/features/20080827_Jonas_Brothers__Miley_Cyrus_become_kids__obsessions.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;[Philly Daily News]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:31:00 -0400</pubDate>
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