Bastardly Lady of the Day - Val
Posted on Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 4:30pm by Jackson

My name is Val. I'm 23 and work at a radio station. I just got hooked on your site through my boyfriend and I love it!!!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Megan Fox, Rhianna or Danneel Harris from One Tree Hill and the new Harold and Kumar movie
Do you like your boobs?
They have been good to me, yes.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Depends on the dude, if were talking a hot grandpa maybe, but I'd probably chicken out before we got down to do the deed, plus how would I ever explain getting that much money so quickly to my family. My dad's an accountant.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Scarlett Johannson or Katherine Heigl, mostly because of the boobs though. Mine are better than either of them I say.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Not really, but I hope I become the favortie of all these Bastardlies on here.
What makes you Bastardly?
I'm a sorority girl, I'm an exhibitionist and I'm just an all around dame with a name!
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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Bastardly Lady of the Day - Lola
Posted on Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 3:30pm by Jackson

Hello world, I'm 20 year old Lola from Firenze (Florence) Italia. I think I'm good enough to be a BLOTD!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Laetitia C, Charlize Theron, or Rachel Bilson. :)
Do you like your boobs?
Yes, I wouldn't look right with huge cantelopes or teensy pebbles.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
No! That's gross, I don't even think men as old as my gramps can get it up!
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Not that I can remember...
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I have only love for my bold and beautiful (in their own right) Bastardly predecessors. :)
What makes you Bastardly?
I don't know what being Bastardly means, and I'm cool with that.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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Bastardly Lady of the Day - Aunnalissa
Posted on Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 3:31pm by Jackson

Hola Bastardly community! I'm 22 year old Aunnalissa from Hawaii, and I'm 99.9% sure I'm the perfect formula for a BLOTD!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Most likely Bar Rafaeli or Selita Ebanks...they're sexy.
Do you like your boobs?
Hell no. I'm in the process of gathering money for a boob job now.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
This is a tough one, but ultimately, no. Unless no one found out... (:
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
I get Tila Tequila a lot, but I really don't like her.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
They all have balls for doing this, but I can't think of any...wait, I think I remember hating Maya.
What makes you Bastardly?
I was born out of wedlock, but that's about it. I have no idea what being Bastardly means even though John eloquently tried to explain it.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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Bastardly Lady of the Day - Dana
Posted on Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 4:31pm by Jackson

Hey... I'm Dana and 22 years old. Enjoy!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Audrina Patridge. Her face is to die for! I guess I could overlook the non-focused eyes... ;)
Do you like your boobs?
I'm part of the itty-bitty-titty committee, so not really. It's better au naturale than silicone, right?
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Honestly, no. I've thought this question through, and doing this would make me a prostitute. I'm not a self righteous bitch, but I can say that I have enough class not to do that.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No, but they have said I have a girl-next-door demeanor.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I do, but I forgot her name!
What makes you Bastardly?
I consider myself to be well rounded and sociable... with a touch of spontaneity. You know, just bastard-like in general.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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Bastardly Lady of the Day - Jenna
Posted on Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 3:32pm by Jackson

Hi, Im Jenna and I'm 17 years old bastards! Mwah! xoxo
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Salma Hayek.
Do you like your boobs?
They're alright...
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Ew! that's gross.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Britney Spears.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I love all these ladies because they are as bastardly as me!
What makes you Bastardly?
I'm 17 and I'm posting my pictures :)
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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Bastardly Lady of the Day Revisted - Ana
Posted on Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 3:32pm by Jackson

Hey Jackson my dear bastard!
It's ME again!! You know, I don't think I'm the best BLOTD but..... the competition lately has not been up to par..LOL J/K
Well now you see why I'm a real bastard, cause I've been on here a few times, got bashed, hated on etc... (but thanks to the people that kept it real good or bad) and my bored ass is still submitting pics...lol lol lol
AND the real reason I'm a F*** BASTARD is cause I DONT GIVE A F*** WHAT ANY LOSERS THINK OF ME CAUSE I THINK IM A MOTHER FING SUPERSTAR!!!!! ;) XOXO LUV THE HATERS, THEY KEEP ME FAMOUS....MUAHHHH
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

