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 <title>Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba Hits up Starbucks!</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;What the fuck happened to smiling for the cameras?!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Jessica Alba Still In Mexico Post-Pregnancy Booty Bikini Pics!</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;It&#039;s not the same &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/04/14/official-alba-ass-heaven-campaign-poster&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Alba Ass Heaven&lt;/a&gt; that we&#039;ve &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/alba-ass-heaven-does-exist--&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;drooled over&lt;/a&gt; in the past... but it&#039;s looking good to me.  We really need her to do the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/04/20/jessica-alba-vs-eva-longoria-the-bastardly-ass-off-ow&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;doggie-style pose&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>More Post-Pregnancy Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures From Cabo! Ow!</title>
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&lt;p&gt;After checking out the last few sets of &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/category/bikini-pics&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Jessica Alba bikini pics&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; coming out of Cabo San Lucas, I beginning to think that J.Alba&#039;s entire pregnancy was a big hoax. It&#039;s simply not possible to for a woman to look this hot just 4 months following a pregnancy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Either it was a big joke or Jessica had a team of &lt;strong&gt;top plastic surgeons&lt;/strong&gt; from around the globe on hand to help patch things up right after she gave birth.  It&#039;s almost frightening to think that this lady might be hotter now than she was before she got &lt;strong&gt;knocked up w/ Honor-Marie&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anywho, if you missed our previous posts, check them &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-jessica-alba-bikini-pics-from-mexico-white-bikini-edition-0923&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;amp; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-jessica-alba-super-milf-bikini-pics-ow-0923&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;. And, to compare w/ old Jessica Alba bikini pics, hit &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/04/14/official-alba-ass-heaven-campaign-poster&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;this&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;amp; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/alba-ass-heaven-does-exist--&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;this&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 14:57:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Jessica Alba Bikini Pics From Mexico!  White Bikini Edition!</title>
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&lt;p&gt;Well, atleast these are a little better than Jessica&#039;s bikini pics &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-jessica-alba-super-milf-bikini-pics-ow-0923&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;posted earlier&lt;/a&gt;.  Jessica is looking good post baby but is it possible that she&#039;ll ever regain the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/04/14/official-alba-ass-heaven-campaign-poster&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Alba Ass Heavan&lt;/a&gt; status we deemed her before?  Will she ever be &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/04/20/jessica-alba-vs-eva-longoria-the-bastardly-ass-off-ow&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;in an ass-off&lt;/a&gt; again?  Here&#039;s &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/alba-ass-heaven-does-exist--&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;another reminder&lt;/a&gt; of Ass Alba Heaven existence.  And once again, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/01/09/the-official-damn-you-cash-warren-post&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;DAMN YOU CASH WARREN!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Jackson</dc:creator>
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 <title>Jessica Alba Super MILF Bikini Pics! OW!</title>
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&lt;strong&gt;Jessica Alba wants more kids&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hollywood actress Jessica Alba says she is reveling in motherhood and would love to expand her family further.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Alba added that she would even consider adopting a child in the future, reports dailymail.co.uk.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“I&#039;d like to have as many children as my body will allow and I&#039;d adopt if I still want more children after that,” she said.  &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sify.com/movies/hollywood/fullstory.php?id=14756101&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:03:00 -0400</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Jackson</dc:creator>
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 <title>Jessica Alba &amp; Family Ate @ Griddle Cafe in Hollywood!</title>
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&lt;p&gt;What are the chances that A) &lt;strong&gt;Jessica Alba&#039;s a total bitch&lt;/strong&gt; to Cash Warren 24/7 &amp;amp; B) the only reason he sticks around is for the pimped lifestyle---even if it means he has to be a slave.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 15:32:00 -0400</pubDate>
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