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 <title>Tranny Makeup Alert! Christina Aguilera @ 2008 MTV VMAs</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;It&#039;s really odd how she leaves &lt;strong&gt;her lil&#039; monkey&lt;/strong&gt; at home with baby Max while she hits up industry events &amp;amp; parties. Although we gotta give some Christina credit because she does spend time with her baby once in a while. Here are recent &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-breaking-christina-aguilera-spends-time-with-baby-max-0904&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;pics of C playing mommy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And for those you didn&#039;t catch it last night, here&#039;s &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1593810&amp;amp;vid=272682&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Christina&#039;s performance @ the VMAs&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 00:13:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Breaking!! Jessica Alba Drinks Coffee From The Coffee Bean!!</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;It looks like &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/taxonomy/term/251&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Ashley Tisdale&#039;s&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; incessant &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/taxonomy/term/1108&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;marketing on behalf Coffee Bean&lt;/a&gt; is actually working on other celebrities...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Alba Is Obama&#039;s Latest Looker! RNC a Celeb Desert!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Denver, natch, was the place to be last week if you were looking for our fave kind of Star Spangled Banner. Seriously, the Democratic National Convention was like shopping on Roberston Boulevard on a Saturday. Obama pulled A-listers like Susan Sarandon, Kanye West, Matthew McConaughey, Justin Timberlake and Oprah Winfrey—just to name a few.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let&#039;s just hope these starry salutes don&#039;t backfire on the historic candidate, but what with Jed and Elly May Clampett running against him, don&#039;t think that&#039;s too much of a prob. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b27178_alba_obamas_latest_looker_rnc_celeb.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;[E! Online]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Breaking!! Christina Aguilera Spends TIme With Baby Max!!</title>
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&lt;p&gt;As most of you know, Christina unveiled &lt;strong&gt;her latest contribution&lt;/strong&gt; to modern society earlier this week: A new perfume called &lt;em&gt;Inspire&lt;/em&gt;. Here&#039;s &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-christina-aguilera-looking-hot-her-new-perfume-launch-in-nyc-0902&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;what she wore&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; to the event.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After you&#039;ve successfully caked on &lt;strong&gt;five pounds of makeup&lt;/strong&gt; on your face, you can now spray yourself with Inspire to smell like Christina, as well. Since Christina likes to overdo everything, make sure you &lt;strong&gt;use the entire bottle&lt;/strong&gt; in one sitting.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;These pics were snapped yesterday as the couple departed their NYC hotel with baby Max in hand (or at least a &lt;strong&gt;replica of baby Max&lt;/strong&gt;).&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Elizabeth Hurley @ 2008 GQ Men of the Year Awards</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The night even Liz Hurley got squiffy... and she wasn&#039;t the only one &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Elizabeth Hurley has perfected the art of red carpet glamour. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But even she succumbed to the lure of the free bar at last night&#039;s star-studded GQ Men of the Year awards and left the event looking uncharacteristically worse for wear.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The 43-year-old former actress arrived earlier looking her usual groomed to within an inch of her life self.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;However, by the time she was seen leaving the bash at the Royal Opera House, she was holding her head in her hands, and sat slightly slumped in her chauffeur driven car.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1051997/The-night-Liz-Hurley-got-squiffy--wasnt-one.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;[Daily Mail]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Christina Aguilera Looking Hot @ Her New Perfume Launch in NYC</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Photo Credit: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.splashnews.com&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Splash News&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;This is definitely &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-victoria-beckham-launched-her-new-perfume-signature-0902&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;hotter than what Victoria Beckham wore&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; to her new &lt;strong&gt;perfume launch&lt;/strong&gt;. These were snapped @ the Herald Square Macy&#039;s in NYC.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:41:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Breaking News!! Heidi Klum Shops @ Whole Foods!</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Photo Credit: REVOLUTIONPIX/bauergriffinonline.com&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;...And, she looks &lt;strong&gt;really hot&lt;/strong&gt; doing it! Also, here&#039;s the &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-gabrielle-reece-hottest-milf-alive-god-damn-0902&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Gabrielle Reece post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; referenced in the caption.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:17:00 -0400</pubDate>
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