Petra Nemcova & Kelly Osbourne: Today's Lesbian Sex Fantasy
Wednesday, September 10th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch

These were snapped yesterday backstage in the W Lounge during Mercedes Benz New York Fashion Week going down right now. As much as you bastards dislike Kelly Osbourne, you gotta remember that when Petra's sweaty bod is in the mix, things gotta be hot regardless of who's around.
Kelly Osbourne & Luke Howell Hit Up NY Fashion Week!
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Photo Credit: WORKUM/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped yesterday as the two lovebirds arrived to check out the Marc Jacobs fashion show.
It looks like Kelly's black eye finally healed or at least she covered it up real nicely. Who gave her the black eye anyway?!
Related in a Bastardly way:
Breaking News! Kelly Osbourne Hails Cab Using Her iPhone!
Thursday, September 4th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Is The New Kelly Osbourne Slowly Morphing Into A Hottie?
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Photo Credit: ALMASI/Bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped yesteday in London, England.
It definitely looks like Kelly's either at the gym 8hrs a day or under the scalpel at the Osbourne-family plastic surgeon's office every few days. Regardless of what's going down, she's definitely headed in the right direction from a Bastardly Hotness standpoint.
Khloe Kardashian @ "The Cheetah Girls One World" Premiere
Wednesday, August 13th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
These were snapped in Hollywood, CAAnd the Bastardly Wiki says...
Khloe Kardashian is Kim Kardashian's younger & fatter sister. Yes, that's it. [Bastardly Wiki]
Related in a Bastardly way:
Bastardly Asks: Did Kelly Osbourne Lose Lots of Weight or What?
Monday, August 11th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Photo Credit: Goff/INFphoto.comSo, what's your take? Is Kelly spending some time yacking up her lunch & dinner?
For comparison:
From May, 2008.










Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
