We desperately need some data and we don't want to bore you with professional surveys (that no one will fill out), so these question will have to do.

These polls don't go to another screen or anything, so no worries.

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Thanks to pstroyer for the idea behind this post! You rock, dude!

And now, it's time for another useless Bastardly Poll. There's no threesome choice, so please think before voting!!

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Remember, Eva comes along w/ a few STDs, so keep that in mind as you vote.




- Jessica Alba GQ Magazine Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
- Is a Pamela Anderson Nipple Slip Still Interesting? [Egotastic!]
- Hot New Couple Alert: Melanie Brown And Stephen Belafonte [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Find another damn dress [Celebslam]
- Elisha Cuthbert Leaving the Tanning Salon [Drunken Stepfather]
- Dear Salma Hayek [The Bastardly Society]

- Hollywood's 10 Hottest Moms
- The Top 10 Killer Hotties
- Oprah: Six Toes or a Bunion? [Dlisted]
- Olsen Twins to be Bond Girls? [Cele|bitchy]
- Sarah Harding is no quitter [Fatback and Collards]
- This Guy Must Have a Big One [Hollywood Rag]
- Paparazzi of the 21st Century [CityRag]

- Brooke Burke in Stuff magazine [Horny Oyster]
- Kate Middleton panty upskirt [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Lindsay Lohan's mom is an idiot [The Blemish]
- Sarah Silverman in Maxim Magazine [The Grumpiest]

- French Maid Lesson #1 [ChugsAndJugs]
- Charlize Theron is an Attention Whore [DerekHail]
- Michelle Ryan As The Bionic Woman Preview [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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- An Ana Beatriz Barros Morning Call [The Grumpiest]

- Britney's first husband reveals all [The Blemish]

- The Only Pregnant Gal On The Oscar Red Carpet [IMO]

- Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend Music Video [Hollywoodtuna]

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I've been on the road all day, so these polls are pretty pointless just hours before the winners are officially announced.

Our job is to waste your time, so have make your best guesses below. And, make sure you keep checking back here as we'll be posting up a butt-load of photos for you to critique. Enjoy the show!


Bastardly Winner: The Departed


Bastardly Winner: Martin Scorsese---FINALLY!!


Bastardly Winner: Penelope Cruz


Bastardly Winner: Leo DiCraps

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Photos: White dress - "House of Hype" Grammy Party. Red dress - HELIO Phones sponored event.

Is it just me or is Kim Kardashian showing up @ every event these days. And if that wasn't enough, after each event, Kim makes her way to either Mr. Chows or some upscale, camera-whoring club where all the photoggs camp out. This chick is a one-woman PR machine, I tell you!

Anyway, enough bullshiting already. Vote for your favorite dress below.

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