Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Launch Their Book "Influence"
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee
So "Influence" is a book that the Olsen Twins wrote focusing on people who have influenced them in their lives. Boring. Why don't they write a tell-all about how much of a horny bastard Bob Saget is? Or talk about cocaine and anorexia? Couldn't they take a cue from Madonna's "Sex" when creating a coffee table book? This has failure written all over it.
Mary-Kate Olsen Owns Those Gladiator Sandals Too!
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Model Inspiring Mary-Kate Olsen to Ban Booze and Get Healthy?Mary-Kate Olsen has been spending a lot of time with high-fashion model Jessica Stam, and apparently the Canadian-born blonde has been a positive influence on the once-troubled twin's road to a full recovery from years of weight and health woes.
“I’ve never seen her [Mary-Kate] in such good spirits, and she didn’t look anything like her old emaciated self,” an eyewitness told Pop Tarts, adding that the “Weeds” actress refused even a drop of alcohol. She reportedly stuck totally to Snapple antioxidant water, which is believed to be another positive influence that the health-conscious Stam has had on her famous friend. FOX News
Jedi Knight Mary-Kate Olsen @ The Wackness Screening
Thursday, June 26th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
MK Olsen is proof that a shit load of money can't make you look hot. It's really, really sad, but it's true.
Here's the Wackness trailer:
Ashley Olsen @ "Sex And The City" NYC Premiere
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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The Olsen Twins @ MET's Costume Institute Gala
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
A rumor floating around goes like this: People in the know are claiming that Ashley Olsen is keeping Mary-Kate drugged up so that she can take more control of the Olsen Empire. Millions are @ stake and greed is apparently responsible for Mary-Kate's painful downfall...
Anyone know more details?
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Mary-Kate Olsen @ Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala
Monday, May 5th, 2008 around evening with martini & women in hand
Mary-Kate Olsen never ceases to amaze me with how horrible she can look. I have a feeling that she's so far ahead of the fashion curve that the general population simply can't comprehend what she's attempting to accomplish, so they resort to childish bashing.
So, w/out further do-do, let the childish bashing commence...
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