I don't know anything when it comes to saying that this is an elegant dress or whatever other formal words one might use to describe fashion. (I only notice when stuff is tight and short) However, I'm just glad to see that Mischa Barton covered up her shapeless legs, isn't wearing brown tights, lost the stupid hat, and ditched the headband. All she's missing is the Bud Light! Click for more references to headband and shapeless legs.

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Latest news I could find on Mischa Barton, yeah, still single... as reported the last couple times we posted her.

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Wow, Mischa Barton is really going at it with the "I don't care" look. And as with the last Mischa post, if you really wanna see what the legs looks like, just click here. My favorite is still 18-pack Bud Light Mischa!

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...and in case you missed looking at Mischa's shapeless legs, here you go!

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I already posted this bit of news about Mischa Barton but there's nothing new so let's reiterate that she's happy to be single. I really doubt it'd be difficult for her to get a date but might she take this time for herself to hit a stairclimber or buy whatever the hell Suzanne Sommers is selling now?

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So "Influence" is a book that the Olsen Twins wrote focusing on people who have influenced them in their lives. Boring. Why don't they write a tell-all about how much of a horny bastard Bob Saget is? Or talk about cocaine and anorexia? Couldn't they take a cue from Madonna's "Sex" when creating a coffee table book? This has failure written all over it.

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