Jillian's Grace road through Skanky Hollywood was a total success. Most chicks in Washington, Missouri graduate high school & do one of two things: Get knocked up or attend the local community college (and then get knocked up), but Jillian busted out of there & onto the Howard Stern show!

From there, she did test shots for Playboy magazine & then eventually honored as Playboy's Playmate of the Month for March 2005! Like all the other hot chicks w/ Hef, while at the Playboy mansion, Jillian hosted many parties which were attended by Hollywood horndoggs. And, got pregnant.

Enter David Spade.

It was rumored a while back that David Spade had a brief relationship (3-5 minutes in lenght) with Jillian Grace (i.e. unprotected, drunken sex in the famous grotto @ the Playboy Mansion). He wasn't convinced he was baby-daddy, but said he'd fully support the kid if tests revealed otherwise.

Test revealed otherwise.

D. Spade's rep, Meredith O'Sullivan, dropped the bomb to People.com, confirming his paternity.

"David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting 'Rules of Engagement.'"

So yeah, it must feel great to be getting no-strings-attached cash from a somewhat successful Hollywood star. And, for all you girls in search of Hollywood success, make sure you study the Jillian's life.

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For those who are super old readers (mainly Jackson & myself), you'll remember that we went through our Jillian Grace phase about 3 years ago when she would hit up the Howard Stern show every other week. Basically she's really hot & took everything Howard told her very seriously (i.e. find a rich dude, get him drunk, and have condomless sex with him).

She hooked up w/ David Spade after a Playboy Mansion party and is only a DNA test away from fat child support checks! Let's hope she has twins!!

Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace, 22, claims she fell pregnant with Spade's baby after dating him for a short period last year.

And the 43-year-old has vowed to support Grace if her claims of paternity prove to be correct.

He tells TMZ.com, "I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility." [Fox6 San Diego]

For all you girls who're hot & wanna make life a little easier, take notes from Jillian, damn it!!

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Ow!

God damn! Our short-term goal is still to get invited to one of these parties b/c Playboy rocks! I hope someone @ Playboy just read that & will soon email here to let us know when we can fly in for the next party. Once we experience a night or two @ the mansion, we will endlessly plug the magazine for years to come.

Ok, moving on to the photos. Two of our favs were unfortunately MIA this special night that involves everyone to dress in 'lingerie or less'. Of course, I'm talking about Hiromi Oshima & Jillian Grace. I guess both beauties were too busy playing suckie-suckie with various Hollywood elites & therefore couldn't make it to the party. Even though our favorite bombshells were absent, there was still plenty of eye-candy to be tasted, so enjoy the photos below.

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Jillian gettin' close w/ Amber Campisi!

Is that crazy or what? He's only a national drinking age away from turning 100!!

I don't know much about Hef's religious beliefs, but I'm sure he's in a little pain after he's done having sex with five extremely hot, 25-year old centerfolds (not including his twin-girlfriends). I'm also pretty sure that once Hef's finished unloading his goods & countless naked bodies are then left scattered all over his gigantic bed, he retreats to the bathroom to let out a few tears of grief at the image of his withering body on the mirror.

All I'm sayin' is that t0 enjoy life as much as he presumably does, there has to be a tinge of pain once these birthdays roll around.

Ok-ok, sorry for making this so dark! It comes out of my jealous side, I guess. I'm very happy that this man is still ticking & I hope his battery keeps going until science thinks of a way to keep all rich people alive forever. Hef is the absolute definition of revelry & eternal youth, so party on, Heffie!

Check out a few more photos from his birthday below!

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I wore this skirt at my first Howard Stern appearance for a Playmate evaluation with a pink top 6/2004. This is the same skirt that I was wearing for a couple shots that appear in the March 2005 issue of Playboy. I also wore this skirt for a section of my Playmate profile video, yet to be released. The skirt is in great shape. I will reinvest the $ my career. [eBay]

It's up to bloody $570. Can you believe it? Some guy is going to have a green skirt worn by Jillian Grace (worn over and over again at various shoots, mind you) in his closet (or under his pillow). Or maybe the highest bidder is some chick who's completely clueless about Jillian & merely loves the green skirt?

Well, if you win the skirt, please email us. We have something funny planned...

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If you missed her appearance on Howard, I hope you have it TiVO'd! I missed it & didn't have my recorder set, so I'm screwed. I'm sure she shed some light on the Pauly Shore situation. That bastard. I think he slept with Paris during the VMAs & now he's taking advantage of Jillian Grace.

Ok, enough bullshitting. There are rumors that this entire Jillian Grace thing is one huge media conspiracy. It's pretty much linked to how Jillian was on the show the same day a big-shot Playboy exec. People think that since Howard caters to the horniest demographic on Earth, Playboy made some sort of secret deal with the Stern Show to help plug one of their monthly playmates. This was all in an attempt to help Playboy claw it's way out of a big hole in terms of a dwindling subscriber base & not to mention, a horrible-horrible stock price.

Although I wouldn't be surprised if this were true, I think the horniest demographic on Earth could careless. Let's not fool ourselves, now. The only thing these people care about is having another hot chick to whom they can wank-off. (Ok, maybe I took that one sentence too far...)

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