Elle MacPherson @ "Quantum of Solace" Premiere in London
Thursday, October 30th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinYeah, nothing new to report on Elle MacPherson since yesterday... remember, the dude she says she isn't dating was convicted for drug-trafficking, that's all. No big deal, just a slap on the hand offense, right?
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Elle MacPherson @ Tiffany & Co. Store Opening in Madrid
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Elle MacPherson was reported to have been dating a man named Brian Burgess. Mr. Burgess was convicted of drug-trafficking in Australia in 1996. However, Elle released this statement to hopefully squash the rumors.“Miss Macpherson is disappointed her friendship with Mr Burgess has been so casually misrepresented for commercial sensationalism. Furthermore Miss Macpherson has a reasonable expectation of privacy in relation to her personal life; in the absence of a romantic element, the publication of the photograph and the innuendo created by it is a gross interference of Miss Macpherson’s rights,” Source
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Elle MacPherson @ Liverpool Fashion Fest 2008 in Mexico
Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Elle's still in demandSUPERMODEL Elle Macpherson says she is surprised she is still being sought for television and film roles.
The Body says she never expected that at age 45 "people would still be calling".
But she says she is focusing on her two children and her $150 million lingerie and beauty care company, and is not trying to return to acting. Source
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Hasbeen Rating: Elle MacPherson @ 2008 GQ Men of the Year Awards
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

And the Wiki says...
Elle Macpherson (pronounced /ˈɛl məkˈfɝːsən/; born March 29, 1964) is an Australian model, actress, and businesswoman. She is known for her six cover appearances on Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue in the 1980s, the 1990s and once in the 2000s. Nicknamed “The Body”, she is 6'0 (1.83 m) tall. According to Forbes, she is worth around £60 million. [Wiki]
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Elle MacPherson @ "21" Premiere in NYC
Friday, March 28th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee

Elle Macpherson: Revlon's new face
"Elle's special qualities as a businesswoman, beautiful and talented model, actress and mother, represent the essence of the Revlon brand," said David Kennedy, Revlon's chief executive officer.
Her start at Revlon overlaps by a few months the end of her two-year contract with the Australian company, ModelCo. Source
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Elle MacPherson Brings The Afternoon Links!
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

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