Dudes

Adrianne Curry & Boobies @ The Sashi Restaurant Grand Opening

Moelicious — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:30:00 -0400

These were snapped in NYC.

So, when you start attending restaurant openings, does it mean your career is officially over or what?

This Is The Guy Who Slept With Judie Marsh Last Night

Moelicious — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:31:00 -0400

Remember ladies: If you see this dude in London clubs, beware!

As you guys know, Jodie Marsh came dressed as a $2.00 prostitute to the Daylight Robbery UK premiere yesterday, so naturally there were gonna be manwhores at the party looking to pick up on attention-whoring chicks.

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Went Shopping For Melons!

Jackson — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:31:00 -0400

Edibles: Is it ripe? Let your senses be your guide

Your nose, though nowhere nearly as acute as your dog's, is an underused ally in selecting produce. Ripe fruits, especially aromatic ones such as melons, peaches, pineapples and strawberries, produce a real perfume if they're good varieties and have been allowed to ripen properly.

Aroma predicts flavor. No aroma and you're probably out of luck for flavor. I never buy a melon or pineapple without the sniff test, a habit that greatly embarrassed my daughter when she was a teenager. Whenever I headed to the produce section to smell the melons, she made a beeline to another part of the store. Leave your teenager at home if you have to, but don't leave your sense of smell when you shop for food. Source

Does Anyone Out There Feel Sorry For Suge Knight?

Moelicious — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:29:00 -0400

Everyone reaches a low-point in life.

Some end up passed out in their own shit. And others contract AIDS or herpes after having drunken, unprotected sex with a midget prostitute (probably the lowest you can get).

Suge Knight reached his low-point yesterday after being caught holding a knife over his helpless girlfriend as the police arrived on the scene. Granted his ass has been in jail on multiple occasions, but this time around, the shit finally hit the fan. It appears that under stress of his bankrupt record label Death Row Records, which was auctioned off for $24mil this past june, Suge Knight finally cracked.

After a long night of drinking & partying in Sin City, his girl wanted a Big Mac; Suge wanted to try Burger King's new Whopper Jr. One thing led to another, Suge bitch slapped his girl. And when she didn't listen, he did exactly what any other guy would've done in his position, Suge Knight busted out his pocket knife.

Since his arrest early Wednesday morning, Suge posted a $19k bail & is due back in Las Vegas court on September 26th. The details of what cops saw when they arrived are just surfacing...

"A citizen sees the beating in a parking lot, police get there fast, they see him beating her. It's a good solid case," said Las Vegas police Lt. Chris Carroll.

The woman was not stabbed but she was treated at a hospital for injuries that Carroll said were not life-threatening.

Police did not release the woman's name or age, but said she identified herself as Knight's girlfriend of three years.

"This is a very large man," Carroll said, estimating his weight at more than twice the woman's. "He was on top of her, actually in the act of violently beating her when the officers arrived, with the knife in his hand." [AP]

Here's Why Michael Bolton Dumped Nicollette Sheridan's Ass

Moelicious — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:25:00 -0400

See the full set over here.

With all the kinky love Nicky showed him on the beach back in December, you'd think they'd be married by now. Then again, I guess you could've said the same thing ten years ago...

Here's the Bastardly Theory...
Holiday season is quickly approaching and Michael Bolton just wants to hit another ass---preferably something much tighter and younger. Plus, he knows he can get some Nicollette-ass anytime he chooses, so why not live the Flavio Briatore Sugar Daddy Lifestyle?

Watch for Michael to be on the beach with a smokin' babe come December. Damn you, Michael Bolton, damn you!!

Here's some more info on the break-up that no one seems to give a shit about...

Bolton, 55, and Sheridan, 44, started dating in 1992 but broke up five years later. They revived their relationship three years ago and announced their engagement in 2006.

"Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have amicably ended their engagement," Nicole Perna, a publicist for the actress, said in a statement.

"They appreciate your respect for their privacy in this matter," Perna said. [Yahoo!]

Someone Still Needs To Kick Pete Wentz's Ass

Moelicious — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:00:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

If this doesn't convince you, then this might...