Jackson's Random Bitches

Bastardly Lady of the Day: Dixie

Jackson — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:22:00 -0500

My name is Dixie-rose, i'm 18 years old and reside in Brisbane, QLD Australia. Consider me for bastardly lady of the day!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
umm..probably sounds weird but Ellen Page.

Do you like your boobs?
They could go up a couple of sizes.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
That's a good question considering i have a boyfriend i wouldnt, but 3,000,000 that is alot of money;)

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Not really, i got penelope cruz once:)

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I liked Mona, she has hot hair!

What makes you Bastardly?
I'm the only Australian, Latin American, Native American bastardly lady of the day:)

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

Bastardly Lady of the Day: Valentina

Jackson — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:01:00 -0500

Hi, My name is Valentina, I'm Italian and I live in NYC. Im 19. I am studying Law at NYU and its a whole lot of work.

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Two words. Kim Kardashian.

Do you like your boobs?
Yes i do.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Why not, cause we only live once. And money makes me happy so yeah.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
I decide when somebody "gets in my pants" and saying anything won't change that.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Elle or Morganita

What makes you Bastardly?
"Me so horny. Me love you long time" lol

Bastardly Lady of the Day: Amber

Jackson — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 15:35:00 -0500

Hey, I wanna be bastardly lady of the day!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Kim Kardashian :p

Do you like your boobs?
Yes!

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Ewww. Never. I'm gonna be rich myself anyways and take over the world :p lol Go to my Myspace and check out my blogs to see why! Yeah that was a little cheap promotion :p

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
A few have told me I look like Rihanna without the forehead lol, not really to try and get in my pants tho but I've had quite a lot of losers sayin dumb stuff to get in my pants before but it never works of course.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Yeah my fave was Noreen.

What makes you Bastardly?
Because I wanna kill paris hilton, lol, not really but I do hate her.

Bastardly Lady of the Day: Jessie

Jackson — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:03:00 -0500

Hey, I'm Jessie and I'll turn 20 on New Years Day! I'm a smart girl, and ya know what they say about smart girls ;).....

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Probably Rachel Weisz, she's beautiful and talented.

Do you like your boobs?
I do! All natural all the way!

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I'd grit my teeth and get it done.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Let's see... I've gotten Kiera Knightly, Rose McGowan, Kate Winslet and Christina Ricci. It's flattering, but it takes more work than that.

What makes you Bastardly?
I have both unconventional looks and tastes, and can sit down and have a conversation with you about anything. Nothing is off limits with me!

Bastardly Lady of the Day: Tara

Moelicious — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:31:00 -0500

Hi, I'm Tara from the middle east, but i live in the states and just turned 18, BARLEY LEGAL BASTARDS!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Adriana Lima.

Do you like your boobs?
The guys really really really like them haha.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
no, ew.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
vanessa hudgens!!

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Noreen because shes exotic like me :)

What makes you Bastardly?
The fact that I'm probably the only arab girl to post on this website :D

Bastardly Lady of the Day: Shannon

Jackson — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:00:00 -0500

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Mena Suvari. I loved her in American Beauty.

Do you like your boobs?
Of course I love them. What a stupid question.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Yeah. My grandpa is pretty fly for his age.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Tara Reid. I get Tara Reid an awful lot.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
No. I don't really like most of them.

What makes you Bastardly?
I'm all about the three B's: Bitches, Booze and Blow. I like to party and I love attention. What more could you want?