Parties

Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Michelle Trachtenberg & Some Lucky Bastard Prepare for a New Years Threesome

Moelicious — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 16:15:00 -0500

Taken @ a New Years Eve party in Miami. God damn lucky bastard!

Eva Longoria & Noemi Lenoir: Today's Bastardly Lesbian Sex Fantasy

Moelicious — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 11:46:00 -0400

These snaps come to us from earlier this year when Eva Longoria attended a Gilles Jacob party.

Claudia Schiffer also appears in the snaps, but she's definitely not dressed for lesbian sex action as you'll soon see...

Anyway, it's Friday, so put on your weekend smiles & have a great day everyone!

Amanda Bynes Climbing The Dirty Hollywood Rope Of Success

Moelicious — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:58:00 -0500

Amanda & sexual partners @ She's the Man premiere after party on Mar. 8, 2006

I'll admit, this chick is pretty cute, but wildly overrated in terms of her hotness. I mean, she's white, has natural boobs & isn't crackwhorishly thin, but that doesn't automatically put her into the hot category.

In short, our standards have subconsciously dropped low & we'll letting average looking chicks tickle our horndogg bone much too easily than in the past.

Ok, let the bashing begin!!

Ghettofied Jason Scott Lee & Kelly Hu @ A Pre-Oscar Party

Moelicious — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 12:30:00 -0500

Damn you, Jason Scott Lee!!

Even though Kelly Hu is pretty damn hot, I would still rank her far below Bai Ling when it comes to her level of kinkiness in bed.

Here are a couple more from Global Green USA's Annual Pre-Oscar Party Friday evening.

Tiffany Taylor Parties @ White Lotus in Hollywood

Moelicious — Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:30:09 -0500

Ms. Taylor was also @ the Naughty & Nice Party

Tiffany Taylor's latest flick was a hardcore porn documentary titled, 5 People You meet In Porn. I'm assuming the five people are men & Tiffany has sex w/ each of the men as the story unfolds.

Here's a funny description from Adult Film Database website (I don't recommend visiting that site):

A hot and sticky tale about what it takes to make it in the porn biz. See 5 people you meet in porn from obliging eager beavers giving up their pussies, asses, and mouths to pimps, drug dealers, and sleazy Hollywood agents all with hopes of being the country's most successful porn super-stars!

Here are a few more pics from the event.

CONFIRMED: Julien MacDonald Is A Gay Homosexual (Not that anything's wrong w/ that)!

Moelicious — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:45:58 -0500

Mohammad al Fayed (owner of Harrods--small department store in London) threw a birthday bash for his precious (and hot) daughter, Camilla. Mr. al Fayed, as many of you probably already know, is the father of the late Princess Diana's late boytoy, Dodi. You'd think he would've learned already to keep his daughter away from famous people. Paris probably won't get his daughter killed in a car crash, but chances are pretty good that she'll pass funky STDs into her innocent bod. Having herpes or AIDS makes life a little painful & in turn, might make jumping into a luxury car & driving off a random bridge a viable option.

Side note: I think Camilla Al Fayed is damn sexy!! She might be posing a little awkwardly, but she's very cute---in that super spoiled, daddy-little-girl's kinda way...