Bastardly Ladies

BREAKING NEWS!! Shauna Sand NOT Wearing Clear Stripper Platforms!!

Moelicious — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 15:30:00 -0500

After years of reporting on Shauna Sand (yes, we live a sad-sad existence in the media world), we've never seen this woman without her clear stripper platform shoes, so this is definitely Bastardly news in the making! Don't believe us? Go through each Shauna Sand post in her Bastardly category.

Here's a pic of Shauna rocking her beloved stripper shoes in Miami Beach:
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So, anyone know what happened to Shauna's prostishoes?

Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady Do Some Thanksgiving P.R.

Moelicious — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 12:31:00 -0500

Gisele & Tom Brady donate their time the Goodwill.

Rather than donating a couple hundred grand to the poor, Gisele, the fourth-most-powerful person in the fashion world as per NY Daily News, & Patriots star quarterback Tom Brady took some time off from their busy schedules to help feed the poor & homeless a big turkey dinner held in Roxbury, Massachusetts.

Here's how each felt during the event:

Gisele:
“I feel it is more of a gift to us to be able to serve them. I am happy to be here.”

Tom:
“I am thankful to be in Boston. It’s my favorite holiday,” Brady told reporters. “I am doing well. It’s good to be here today and serve all these wonderful people and sign some autographs. [Boston Herald]

The event was organized by the Goodwill & sponsored by energy company NSTAR.

Gisele showin' Tom some Thanksgiving lovin'!

ButtaCat Carmit Bachar Shows Off her Legs @ PCD Lounge Opening

Moelicious — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:00:00 -0500

Photo Credit: INFPhoto.com

Actually Carmit is just plain butta these days because left the Pussycat Dolls earlier this year in March.

If you wanna see some butta-flavored nipple action, hit up this post from back in March, 2006.

Hot or Not: Colbie Caillat @ 2008 American Music Awards

Moelicious — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 09:58:00 -0500

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Thanks to the Internet & MySpace, Colbie Caillat has made a name for herself in the cut-throat music biz. The 23 year old singer & guitarist from Malibu, California was the number one unsigned musician in her genre for four months---all credit goes to sexy pics on her MySpace!

BASTARDLY TIP #52,980: Ho it up on MySpace & you could just become famous!

Jordin Sparks Wins Favorite Artist Award @ 2008 AMAs

Moelicious — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:01:00 -0500

Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM

Why do you bastards always gotta hate on Jordin Sparks each time we post up her pics? Here's Jordin @ the MTV Music Awards earlier this year & here's a pic some bastard commented with...

NOT COOL!!

Lily Allen Smokes Away Her Meaty Legs

Moelicious — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:00:00 -0500

Photo Credit: ROCHA/Bauergriffinonline.com

This goes out to all you bastards who love meaty legs on no-so-hot-but-at-the-same-time-not-totally-ugly chicks. These were snapped as Lily Allen was caught leaving her home in London, England. Enjoy.