So yes, the scandalous Entrevue Magazine pics floating around couldn't bring down Valerie Begue (probably due to extensive behind-the-scenes handjob negotiation sessions). At the end of it all, Vals gets to keep her crown, but she's not allowed to compete in the upcoming Miss World & Miss Universe pageants.

Like she gives a shit.

This chick got so much free publicity in the last week or so that she won't need any of crap to push her career to the next level (probably Playboy or porn (in that order)).

The pageant's criteria stipulates that candidates must "never have posed or exhibited (themselves) in dubious outfits or poses, partially or totally nude."

Photos published in Entrevue magazine last week included one of a bikini-clad Begue lying on a cross in a swimming pool and another of her licking what appeared to be yogurt or evaporated milk. [Washington Post]

Those are some pretty bullshit rules, in my opinion.

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Photos courtesy of Dr. Dot

Get your mind out of the gutter when I say that Dr. Dot's hands have a magic touch that brings relaxation for those who are fortunate to experience her world famous massage. From Van Halen to Kanye West to Mariah Carey to even Paris Hilton; Dr. Dot's clients are a who's who in the world of entertainment. Aside from her hands of steel, Dr. Dot is a plethora of advice; whether it's love and relationships or fitness and health, she's got answers for it all. Find out who Courtney Love revealed to Dr. Dot as having a little finger-sized penis. Learn what Dr. Dot has to say about women being awesome in bed along with the perfect explanation to why Frank Zappa rocks.

See more of Dr. Dot at her website and MySpace.

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The Bastardly has taken its shots at Simona Fusco in the past; both complimentary and controversial. Now it's Simona's turn to take a couple of jabs at us while dispelling any assumptions that we've commented on her in the past. You've seen Simona in the movie Beerfest and look for her to appear in the upcoming movies Parental Guidance Suggested and Cougar Club. For the latest news on Simona be sure to check out her official website; and let's not forget her MySpace too!

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Photos courtesy of Donna Feldman

Just when we thought Donna Feldman went all Hollywood on us with the success of her role in Fashion House, here we have another round of fun with The Bastardly Interview. Aside from Fashion House, you can see Donna as the lead in the Enrique Iglesias' music video for "Tired of Being Sorry". Yup, she's the hot vixen that takes a bite out of Enrique. Long gone are the days of being "the hot chick from the Academy Awards" or "one of those hot chicks who holds a suitcase". Donna Feldman's career is taking-off and we're sure to see more of her on the small and big screen. Get to know Donna as only The Bastardly knows how to conduct an interview. See more of Donna Feldman at her official website!

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Paula DeAnda is a refreshing change of pace from the saturated genre of being fly and hot, bragging about cash, jewelry, and sneakers, or giving us direction to do a clever dance. Having co-written several songs on her self-titled debut album and working with talented producers, Paula brings us feel good music with hooks and melodies that you just can't seem to get out of your head. Yes folks, she's only 17 years old but that's doesn't mean we can't admire what the future holds. Check out more of Paula DeAnda at her official website and her MySpace.

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Bai Ling is a woman of mystery and intrigue. Her participation in VH1's But Can They Sing left us with memorable performances of which that'll never be duplicated. It was a Bastardly dream come true when I was fortunate to meet Bai Ling and really dive into the mind behind the woman we've seen in movies, television, and on the red carpet with her bold fashion sense. Beyond the red carpet of nipple slips and daring style is a woman with a lot on her mind and we're here to set the record straight with prior controversies including George Lucas and Nick Carter. Currently, Bai Ling is set to appear in several episodes on ABC's Lost. Get to know one of our favorite Bastardly Ladies and maybe you'll understand why I can't enough of this amazing woman.

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