Bastardly Youth

Young Barack Obama Pictures

Moelicious — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 11:28:00 -0500

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Barack Obama is undeniably a celebrity, so some of you bastards will probably enjoy these old school pics of the big man!

Bastardly Breaking News!! Suri Cruise Gets A New Haircut!

Moelicious — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 12:00:00 -0400

Photo Credit: ANDERSON/VILA/bauergriffinonline.com

Kabbalah prisoner Katie Holmes and daughter Suri (b. April 18, 2006) spend an afternoon together running around in Central Park.

And, from a Sexiest MILF standpoint, where does Katie Holmes rank on everyone's list?

Suri Cruise Has Better Hair Than You!

Moelicious — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:30:00 -0400

Photo Credit: DISCIULLO/VILA/KRIEGER/ANDERSON/bauergriffinonline.com

These were snapped last night as the Cruise family exited from Alice's Tea Cup located in the upper east side. If you're interested in hitting it up, check their website.

Zahara Jolie-Pitt Takes A Private Jet With Daddy

Moelicious — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:31:00 -0400

Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.com

These were snapped yesterday as Brad & Zahara departed from Mandelieu Aiport in Cannes. Talk about living the high life!! Damn you, Zahara, damn you!!!

Shauna Sand Brought Her Daughter To Work in Miami Beach!

Moelicious — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:02:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
These were snapped this past weekend in Miami.

Is there no shame left in this world?! God damn...

Jaden Smith vs Maddox Jolie-Pitt - Future Pimp Matchup

Moelicious — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:30:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

I'm with maddox on this one---only because he has a crazy rags to riches pimpdaddy story...