Suri Cruise Has Better Hair Than You!
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Photo Credit: DISCIULLO/VILA/KRIEGER/ANDERSON/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped last night as the Cruise family exited from Alice's Tea Cup located in the upper east side. If you're interested in hitting it up, check their website.
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Zahara Jolie-Pitt Takes A Private Jet With Daddy
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped yesterday as Brad & Zahara departed from Mandelieu Aiport in Cannes. Talk about living the high life!! Damn you, Zahara, damn you!!!
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Shauna Sand Brought Her Daughter To Work in Miami Beach!
Monday, August 25th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped this past weekend in Miami.
Is there no shame left in this world?! God damn...
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Jaden Smith vs Maddox Jolie-Pitt - Future Pimp Matchup
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinI'm with maddox on this one---only because he has a crazy rags to riches pimpdaddy story...
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Kim Kardashian & Her Ass Expose Her Litter Sisters To The Paps!
Monday, May 19th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
These were snapped in L.A.After Kim Kardashian's wild success, I'm pretty sure her younger sisters are plotting a sex tape of their own once they turn 18. It's kind of sad our society has dropped so low, but I guess, at the end of the day, it works out for all interested parties.
As for Kim's ass issues: As some of you saw the video, Kim's currently paying top dollar for some cellulite removal treatment in hopes to get rid of her "cottage cheese butt" (Paris came up w/ that). Kim struck up some deal w/ a specialist to air his cellulite removal service on her show in exchange for free service. The episode aired last week, so you can probably find it online. Check out the third pic for a better view of Kim's ghetto booty...
Young Katherine Heigl Was Damn Sexy
Thursday, May 1st, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Even with her chain smoking habits, I think the older Katherine Heigl is also pretty damn hot. Just because a chick puffs on a few cigs doesn't mean she's automatically unattractive.
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