Vanessa Lorenzo Brings The Afternoon Links!
Posted on Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 5:30pm by Jackson

- Katie Price, aka Jordan, sunbathing topless [HollywoodTuna]
- Absolutely Amazing KISS Performance: Must See! [CO-ED Magazine]
- Michelle Trachtenberg Shouldn’t Hang With Skinny Girls [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Paris Hilton And Benji Madden ARE Talking About Getting Married [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Ellen Degeneres & Portia de Rossi getting married [Celebslam]
- "I Wanna Bang..." vol. 13 (part 2/2) featuring Bar Rafaeli [The Bastardly Society]
- Name That Celebrity Cleavage: Take Two [Complex]
- Star Jones Can Kill With Her Fists [Dlisted]
- Should Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse be around animals? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Ashlee Simpson has stripper-less bachelorette party [Cele|bitchy]
- Johnny Depp has a big wiener [The Blemish]
- Bas Rutten in GTA IV [Flabber]
- Hot Trend: Celebrity Cellulite [CityRag]
- A Gremlin or Tila Tequila? [DerekHail]
- Lily Allen Doesn’t Feel Well [Celeb Warship]
- British Beach Babes are NSFW [Fatback Media, NSFW]
- Blake Lively Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And of course...

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Joss Stone Lesbian Kiss Pics From "Snappers" Movie Set
Posted on Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:32pm by Moelicious
Snappers is a British romantic comedy set to hit theaters on September 24, 2008.When questioned about the steamy scenes in the flick, Joss came back with, “I just wanted to challenge myself. There are things in the film that are going to really push the boundaries, and that excites me! I can also confirm there will be a long lingering French kiss, but it won't be with a male!”
Good to know that Joss Stone is on the same page as the Bastardly Horndogg Community. And now for some more pics from the lesbian scene. Because we're complete bastards, we're going to accompany each lesbian kiss pic with a pic of Joss enjoying tea time with Elton John.

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Flashback 2001 - Shannon Elizabeth @ MTV Movie Awards
Posted on Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 4:30pm by Jackson

Shannon Elizabeth (born Shannon Elizabeth Fadal; September 7, 1973) is an Arab-American actor and former fashion model. Elizabeth came to prominence in the 1999 comedy film American Pie.
In August 1999, she posed for a nude pictorial in Playboy. In 2000 and 2003, she was featured in Maxim. Wiki
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Petra Nemcova @ The Prince Albert Benefit in Cannes
Posted on Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 3:31pm by Jackson
Nemcova reveals tsunami painWhen she learnt that Simon's body was found and he was not alive, she says she did not let herself get into a depression.
“Because then you get in a downward spiral and can't come back up,” she says.
Instead, she started working again and created a children's charity Happy Hearts Fund which operates in 11 countries with five employees.
The aim of the charity is to advocate and provide for disadvantaged youngsters who have had to endure hardship and help with their education and healthcare.
Nemcova did not grow up in glamorous conditions either and lived in a small flat in a Czechoslovakian mining town with struggling parents, who she now supports. Source
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Rachael Ray @ 2008 CBS Upfronts
Posted on Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 3:15pm by Moelicious
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinShe looks so tiny & cute!
Rachael Ray squashes rumors of Oprah feud
Are Oprah Winfrey and Rachael Ray feuding? Winfrey’s best friend, Gayle King, appears on the May 13 episode of “The Rachael Ray Show” and sets the record straight about rumors that the two chat hosts are at odds.
“I read something that you two were fighting. I know that’s not true,” King told Ray. Ray, who was largely catapulted to fame thanks to Winfrey, said, “Oprah and I hadn’t even spoken in months” when the latest round of rumors began circulating in late January. [MSNBC]
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Laura Vandervoort - Bikini Pics Filming "The Reef"
Posted on Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 2:56pm by Jackson

Laura Dianne Vandervoort[1] (born September 22, 1984 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada)[2] is a Canadian actress.
In 2007, she joined the seventh season cast of Smallville as Kara Kent aka Supergirl, Clark Kent's Kryptonian cousin, and also appeared in the film The Lookout.
She graced the cover of the October 2007 issue of Stuff Magazine, which was the final issue of the U.S. edition. Wiki

