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Pictured above: Angelina Jolie's obstetrician, Michel Sussmann.

So, did you hear about Angelina Jolie's pre-delivery press conference? How fucking full of yourself do you have to be in order to set one of those up? I still love Angelina, but kinda disappointed at the bullshit that's helped to inflate her head beyond measure.

Just in case you're living under a rock, here are the details:

Are the Brangelina twins boys or girls? Will they be delivered naturally or by Caesarean?

Angelina Jolie's obstetrician, Michel Sussmann, declined to answer several burning questions about the highly anticipated birth to Hollywood's hottest couple, but he did make one thing clear during a five-minute news conference Wednesday: "She is a patient like any other. And she's very simple. I have a lot of respect for her."

Apparently unaware that the stars are unmarried, the doctor said: "Mrs. Angelina Jolie and her husband, Mr. Brad Pitt, told me to tell you that she is doing absolutely fine."

He said her hospitalization "was scheduled for a long time."

"This is not an emergency situation," he added. "Her hospitalization at this stage in her pregnancy is totally normal for a patient who had a Caesarean (section) during her first pregnancy."

Her stay at the seaside hospital here could be a relatively long one. The doctor said she would remain in the hospital until the babies are delivered and that could be "in the weeks to come."

"I can't give you a date," he said. [AP via Yahoo!]

Feel free to add your own press questions to Dr. Sussmann down below...

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This one goes out to the Bastardly Freaky Bastards Community.

Angelina Jolie's 'high-school' love

Angelina Jolie is going through a "high school phase" by dating Brad Pitt, her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton has claimed. The actor-and-singer has mocked Angelina's relationship with Brad, insisting his ex-wife will soon "wake up" and leave him.

Billy Bob said: "She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She'll be waking up from that dream in no time." He added at the launch of his new album with The Boxmasters: "Who knows if I'll be there when she's ready to come to her senses though." Billy Bob married Angelina in 2000 after they met on the movie set for 'Pushing Tin'. [China Daily]

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These were snapped at the "Changeling" premiere at the 61st Cannes Film Festival. Angelina's looking like she's giving birth to baby Shamu.

Angelina drug den video a 'lesson to others'

A VIDEO has emerged of actress Angelina Jolie sitting in a drugs lab chatting to a woman who appears to be smoking heroin.

The footage, shot in 1999 when she was 23, does not show the Oscar-winner using drugs, however she does talk about S&M practices and killing pets.

The video has been published by British newspaper The Sun - which says its an example to other troubled stars that they can turn their lives around.

It's a far cry from Jolie's current wholesome image as a UN ambassador and role model mum, who right now is heavily pregnant with twins fathered by Brad Pitt. [News.AU]

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Where's the rest of the clan?

Over the past few weeks, the Jolie-Pitt family has gone from the French Riviera to Morocco to Cannes. Damn lucky kids!!

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These were snapped @ the 61st Cannes Film Festival going down right now in France

Jolie may give birth in France

Mon dieu, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are considering having their twins in France, Jolie revealed yesterday before walking the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival for her animated action comedy Kung Fu Panda.

“I actually haven’t completely decided,” Jolie told the Panda press conference. “We are certainly thinking of France. It is the second language in our house, but I’m still learning so I’m not going to attempt it here today, my rusty French.”

Jolie was on the podium with her Panda co-star jack Black, the lovable goof who first revealed to the world two days ago that Jolie was having twins (adding to the four kids already in the clan). Black knew the news it privately but let it slip to U.S. television during a taped interview in Cannes with Today show’s Natalie Morales. [Winnipeg Sun]

What the hell happened to living in New Orleans?!

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These were snapped yesterday.

I don't give a shit what you bastards say, but I still think Zahara is one of the cutest lil' kid out there!---Cutest & luckiest of the bunch, in my opinion!

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