Paris Hilton Promotes Her New Fragrance Fairy Dust @ Macy's
Monday, December 1st, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
So even though Paris Hilton broke up with Benji Madden, it's been reported that she wants him back. Seriously!? Well, story goes that she found out he was at Villa Nightclub so she, along with Ultra Punk Avril Lavigne, went to confront him. But smartly, he got his ass out of there. SourceRelated in a Bastardly way:
Paris Hilton Back in the Business of Bastardly Camera Whoring
Monday, November 24th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: INFPhoto.comIf you don't know, Paris Hilton dumped her boyfriend of 9 months (that's like 7 years in Hollywood years) & is officially back to making sex tapes, slipping nipples & sleeping with random rich dudes for tons of cash.
This past weekend she turned up the Paris Hilton Ho-Meter & busted out her best prostitute getups. She wore the tight mini on the left to the 2008 American Music Awards & then a few short hours later, she slipped into an equally tight leather mini to host the opening night of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge at the Viper Room in L.A. Paris also performed with the Dolls, so look for those pics to surface soon...
Normally people take some time off to deal with personal issues, but Paris seems to be running faster following her breakup w/ Benji. She's currently promoting her MTV reality show Paris Hilton's My New BFF, which is about her looking for a new (fake) best friend. The series premiered on September 30, 2008.
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Who Invited Paris Hilton To The American Music Awards?
Monday, November 24th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
It's been reported that Paris Hilton and Benji Madden mutually decided to take a break. Yeah, whatever, she dumped his ass just in time to go to the AMAs to sleep her way to another record deal... you remember Stars Are Blind, right? Related in a Bastardly way:
Paris Hilton Dumps Benji Madden; Returns To Whoring
Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: GARRY SUN/bauergriffinonline.comIt turns out that Paris was at some Miami club this past weekend giving some nostalgic tongue action to ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos. Benji didn't like it, but later paid for it when Paris dumped his ass. One of Paris Hilton's fake friends was paid by Star Magazine to make up some bullshit painful stories about how Paris was controlled during the 9 month long relationship.
The source tells the mag, "Paris was fed up with Benji always telling her what to do and bossing her around. She felt she couldn't cut loose and party.
He doesn't drink and doesn't think she should either. She felt too fenced in."
The Bastardly snitch adds, "She couldn't take his overbearing ways anymore. It was stressing her out. He can be very aggressive and he was just too much trouble.
"He fought for a second chance and asked if they could talk it out but Paris said she was done talking."
After seeing several interviews w/ Paris over the past year, she appeared to be happy w/ her situation w/ Benji, but obviously it was all bullshit. I guess she's officially back on the street corner, so if you got the cash flow & a twisted desire to get a few STDs, you can have your way w/ the one & only Paris Hilton.
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Paris Hilton @ "Repo! The Generic Opera" Screening in Las Vegas
Friday, November 7th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Paris Hilton plays Amber Sweet in this horror musical. Amber Sweet is some heiress to a plastic surgery fortune and this musical just sounds really stupid because she's in it. Anyways, here's what Paris says about plastic surgery."I'm too scared. I hate needles, knives and blood, and I like the way I look," she said. "But I don't have anything against people who want to do it. I'm just too scared." Source
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Paris Hilton Bought Barbie Cereal With Marshmallows!
Thursday, November 6th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
In a shocker, Paris Hilton claims that making friends is hard for her."When I meet new people, I'm always a little wary of the reason they may want to become my friend.
"I can usually just tell by when we're out in public and there's paparazzi around. I see who gets a little bit too excited or whatever. I can tell how those people are." Source












