BREAKING!! Megan Fox Signs Autographs With Black Sharpie!
Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Photo Credit: GVK/bauergriffin.comWhenever I see Megan Fox, I'm always reminded of her topless pics off the set of "Jennifer's Body."
Ok, now that we've dished out the juiciest Megan Fox pics to date, we'll continue w/ the story. Whether you bastards like it or not, Brian Austin Green (currently starring in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles) is still banging Megan Fox each night while all of us normal dudes are twiddling our thumbs. I have no idea how the fuck he does it, so I'll just have to assume he has a 15 inch penis with a built-in vibrator at the tip. Fucker.
Anyway, these pics were snapped as the couple depart LAX to an undisclosed location where B.A.G. will have endless amounts of sex with Megan Fox. Bastard.
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Breaking News! Bastard Pete Wentz Hits Up Starbucks!
Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Photo Credit: DISCIULLO/bauergriffinonline.comLeft to Right: Barack Obama, Pete Wentz
On that note, Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz may not yet be opening his wallet to defeat the No-on-8 campaign, but he is certainly opening his mouth and telling the world what he thinks about the ballot initiative aimed at eradicating gay marriage in California.
In a message posted on his blog last week, the forever gay-friendly rocker wrote, "there are alot of causes out there- alot of “good” fights to be fought. i think proposition 8 is pretty lame- as many others do too. its fucking lame." Talk like that should forever endear the eyeliner loving musician to his increasingly gay fan following. [GW]
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Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba Hits up Starbucks!
Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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Nicole Richie Introduces Harlow To Starbucks!
Thursday, September 18th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Nicole Richie ready for another babyThe TV star - who gave birth to daughter Harlow eight months ago - said: "If it happens, it happens."
"We are just enjoying every day," said Nicole.
"She is pulling herself up standing. We don't have to burp her anymore." Source
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Surprise, Surprise! Britney Gets Whipped Cream On Her Frap!
Monday, September 15th, 2008 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex
Photo Credit: INFDaily.comThese were snapped earlier today in L.A.
After coming up huge w/ three MTV VMAs last week, Britney's setting the stage for yet another lucrative year by releasing her sixth studio album titled "Circus." The album will hit shelves on Brit's 27th birthday, December 2nd.
For those of you club whores who can't wait to shake your asses to Britney's latest tunes, the single "Womanizer" will hit radio airwaves on September 22. I'm pretty sure it will play over and over again until the shit's stuck in your head & you wanna break something.
Here are more pics of Brit & her frap.
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Hayden Panettiere Pounded A Venti Coffee From Starbucks Before Letterman!
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Our favorite lil' midget or really tight package (depending on your perspective) made her rounds through various TV shows yesterday to plug the upcoming season of Heroes. After hitting up TRL dressed in a super tight mini, she hit up Starbucks and bounced over to Letterman.
Season 3's 2-hour premiere hits TV sets on September 22nd, so mark your calendars!
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