Rachel Stevens @ 2008 BAFTA Children's Awards
Monday, December 1st, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Rachel Stevens always dresses nice and never gives us any wardrobe amlfunctions or slutty outfits. I was going through the archives and could only find one time where we caught her touching her boob and showing off her bikini booty. Aside from that, looks like Rachel is a classy chick.Related in a Bastardly way:
Rachel Stevens @ 2008 National Television Awards in London
Thursday, October 30th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Rachel Stevens is a fine-looking woman as is. But it looks like her appearance on Strictly Come Dancing has helped to slim her down a little."Being in Strictly is a dream come true and has done wonders for my figure and general fitness," the S Club 7 singer told Heat.
"I'm in better shape than ever and it's so much more fun than going to the gym!" Source
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Rachel Stevens @ Pride of Britain Awards in London
Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Rachel Stevens: I cancelled my wedding for Strictly Come DancingShe says they had planned to marry this autumn but she couldn’t bear to turn down a stint on the ballroom show.
‘I did think about trying to squeeze in a wedding during the show, but there was just no way,' she says. 'It will have to wait until the show has ended.’
Rachel, 30, also admits that all the hard work rehearsing each week has its benefits.
‘I get in from training and Alex runs me a nice hot bath with loads of bubbles and scented candles,’ she tells Sunday Express magazine.
‘I’ve been using muscles I never knew I had so he’s been helping me relax with a nice massage.’ Source
Rachel Stevens Brings The Afternoon Links!
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

- Carmen Electra’s Got Cleavage [HollywoodTuna]
- Lolo Jones Loses Race… Still Smokin’ [CO-ED Magazine]
- Mary Kate Olsen Forgot Her Pants [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Samantha Ronson's Tell All Book [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Posh & Becks involved in an accident [Celebslam]
- HUF Gringham Snapback Available Online [Daily Drop]
- Guess Who: Summer 2008’s Sexiest Feet [Complex]
- RiRi & Chris Brown Take The Next Step [Dlisted]
- Italian-American Model Vanessa Hessler [Bumpshack]
- Isabelli Fontana Redefines Crotchrockets [Derek Hail]
- Madonna loves massages, facials and free-weights [The Blemish]
- Olympisch kaartenhuis [Flabber]
- Tom Brady to Build a 90 Bazillion Dollar House [Celeb Parasite]
- Diddy laments the loss of his private jet [Cele|bitchy]
- Warner Bros. Will Reboot Superman Film Franchise [The Bastardly Society]
- BONERTOWN HOTTIE OF THE DAY: DANIELLE LLOYD [Unibrow]
- James Bond is Tapping This Massive Thing?!! [The Grumpiest]
- Megan Fox Struts Her Stuff [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And of course...

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Rachel Stevens @ Blackberry Bold Launch In London
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Rachel Lauren Stevens (born April 9, 1978) is an English singer, actress and occasional model. A former member of the successful pop group S Club (7), she launched a solo recording career and has released seven singles and two albums to date in the UK.
In December 2007 it was announced that Stevens will be transformed into a nine-inch high plasticine character for Glendogie Bogey, a new animated comedy for BBC Scotland. Wiki
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Rachel Stevens @ Pride Of Britain Awards 2007
Thursday, October 11th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Here's what Victoria Beckham thinks about the Pride of Britain Awards..."The people who get these awards are just amazing. It's so emotional I was thinking about wearing waterproof mascara before I came here." [Pride of Britain Website]
I'm getting tearful just reading the quote...












