Britney Spears

Britney Spears - Bikini Pics!

Jackson — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:57:00 -0400

Britney Spears threatens encore at MTV Video Music Awards

While appearing with a 900-pound elephant, nobody can call Britney Spears fat again when she's doing a MTV gig.

But that is Britney's costar on the TV screen while dishing with Russell Brand, the little-known British comic who's hosting the upcoming MTV Video Music Awards. It's one of the cheeky promos teasing the Sept. 7 event.

At one point Brand suggests that there is sexual tension between them, but Britney shrugs, "I didn't feel any tension." Wait . . . that supposed to be hilarious, right? LA Times

Britney Spears - Bikini Pics From Cabo San Lucas!

Jackson — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:31:00 -0400

Britney Spears Custody Settlement Finalized

Spears and Kevin Federline have finalized a custody agreement, including a $5,000-per-month child-support increase for Federline. Attorneys delivered the terms of the agreement to a Los Angeles Superior Court office late last week.

According to the documents, Spears' payments to Federline go from $15,000 to $20,000 per month, retroactive to July 15th. A Federline attorney also gets a single payment of $250,000.

The two sides had previously said they'd worked out an agreement that would let Spears spend more time with her kids, including more overnight visits. Source

Britney Spears Prefers Sparkletts Bottled Water! Bikini Pics!

Jackson — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:31:00 -0400

Paparazzi arrested near Britney Spears' home

Officers told the photographers they were on city-owned property and that they should leave, Malachi said. The photographers said they would heed the warning but when police returned about an hour later, they were still there.

"They were detained, questioned and eventually arrested before being transported to North Hollywood station, where they were released," Malachi said. LA Times

Bastardly Breaking News! Britney Remembers To Wear Panties! (We Think)

Moelicious — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:07:00 -0400

MTV to Britney Spears: Hit us, baby, one more time?

Looks like MTV may soon be saying to Britney Spears: Gimme more!

As if her last appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards in 2007 wasn't bad enough, those notoriously crazy kudos may ask Britney Spears, oops, to do it again!

The Associated Press reports that the musical channel "isn't ruling out" the possibility of having the pop-wreck return for more mischief and meltdowns in the future.

"Everyone deserves a second or third chance, right?" says MTV prez Van Toffler.

Answer: No, Mr. Toffler, not serial killers, mail bombers or VMA bombers. Got that? [LA Times]

Britney Spears Bikini Pics From Costa Rica: Fat or Pregnant?

Jackson — Sat, 17 May 2008 14:13:00 -0400

Britney Spears Makes A Splash In Costa Rica

As reported earlier this week on Access Hollywood, Britney and company flew to Costa Rica on Thursday.

They landed at San Jose’s main airport. When they get off the plane, the pop star hid herself under an umbrella to hide from photographers, according to the Costa Rican newspaper Al Dia.

From there, the group boarded a private jet to one of Gibson’s reported several homes in the country, in the northwest beach region of Guanacaste. Access Hollywood

The Britney Spears & Adnan Ghalib Sex Tape. Oh My.

Moelicious — Fri, 16 May 2008 11:31:00 -0400

Britney hits the gym in Culver City. Good for her!!

It turns out all rumors are true: Adnan Ghalib is a fucking bastard. He's apparently shopping around a sex tape he made while he & Britney were in Rosarito.

For those of you who haven't been to this cheapass Mexican resort town, it's just a place American kids hit up during spring break to get drunk & sleep w/ slutty bitches. I was @ Pappas & Beers (huge open air club) back in 2000 & I swear to God, I saw two kids having sex on one of the various dance floors. They were a fat couple, so it was especially gross b/c who the fuck wants to see two fat people getting it on? Anyway, long story short, the shady Mexican security came to the rescue & kicked the guy's ass (almost killed the poor bastard) & after fondling the chick's boobies, kicked them both out. How's that for a tangent?

ANYYYYWAY, back to the Britney story @ hand. Bastardly sources close to the sex tape claim it was filmed @ Rosarito Beach Hotel & it contains plenty of dirty talking. For humanity's sake, let's hope this sex tape never gets released b/c two things will come out of this:

1. Britney will probably commit suicide due to all the press such a tape will ultimately create (not exactly a bad thing).
2. And most importantly, the entire world will smell like vomit for an entire week. Who wants that?!