MTV to Britney Spears: Hit us, baby, one more time?

Looks like MTV may soon be saying to Britney Spears: Gimme more!

As if her last appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards in 2007 wasn't bad enough, those notoriously crazy kudos may ask Britney Spears, oops, to do it again!

The Associated Press reports that the musical channel "isn't ruling out" the possibility of having the pop-wreck return for more mischief and meltdowns in the future.

"Everyone deserves a second or third chance, right?" says MTV prez Van Toffler.

Answer: No, Mr. Toffler, not serial killers, mail bombers or VMA bombers. Got that? [LA Times]

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Britney Spears Makes A Splash In Costa Rica

As reported earlier this week on Access Hollywood, Britney and company flew to Costa Rica on Thursday.

They landed at San Jose’s main airport. When they get off the plane, the pop star hid herself under an umbrella to hide from photographers, according to the Costa Rican newspaper Al Dia.

From there, the group boarded a private jet to one of Gibson’s reported several homes in the country, in the northwest beach region of Guanacaste. Access Hollywood

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Britney hits the gym in Culver City. Good for her!!

It turns out all rumors are true: Adnan Ghalib is a fucking bastard. He's apparently shopping around a sex tape he made while he & Britney were in Rosarito.

For those of you who haven't been to this cheapass Mexican resort town, it's just a place American kids hit up during spring break to get drunk & sleep w/ slutty bitches. I was @ Pappas & Beers (huge open air club) back in 2000 & I swear to God, I saw two kids having sex on one of the various dance floors. They were a fat couple, so it was especially gross b/c who the fuck wants to see two fat people getting it on? Anyway, long story short, the shady Mexican security came to the rescue & kicked the guy's ass (almost killed the poor bastard) & after fondling the chick's boobies, kicked them both out. How's that for a tangent?

ANYYYYWAY, back to the Britney story @ hand. Bastardly sources close to the sex tape claim it was filmed @ Rosarito Beach Hotel & it contains plenty of dirty talking. For humanity's sake, let's hope this sex tape never gets released b/c two things will come out of this:

1. Britney will probably commit suicide due to all the press such a tape will ultimately create (not exactly a bad thing).
2. And most importantly, the entire world will smell like vomit for an entire week. Who wants that?!

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Anyone know what Brit's finger must smell like...?

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I'm so proud of her! ...But did she forget her panties?!

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Photo Credit: Most Wanted/Flynet ©2008

The feds need to verify this dude's work visa...

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