Bastardly Sexual Relations? 50 Cent Clobbers an Aging Sheryl Crow
Friday, December 8th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex
We called it when we said Reese Whitherspoon was getting a taste of Ludacris's you-know-what, so trust when we say that Fiddy is banging the hell out of Sheryl Crow.
Big Gay Vin Diesel Finally Comes Out of the Closet; Dating Mike Tyson
Wednesday, July 12th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours
Everyone please show Vin your support by leaving some kind comments. Every once in a while it's nice to be nice, God damn it!!
Also, Mike Tyson is looking FAAAT! I guess that's what happens when the bank confiscates everything in your exercise room (along w/ your exercise room).
Barry Bonds - What is the Bastardly Opinion?
Thursday, May 25th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours
Tuxman writes:
With Barry Bonds on the brink of surpassing Babe Ruth as the #2 all time home run leader, what do you think about Barry and his accomplishments. He's a multiple MVP in the National league, even before his home-run race, and has been the ultimate Anti-Hero for Baseball the past 3-4 seasons. He's really been the life-blood of baseball since his single-season homerun record, set a few years back. Whether you like him or not, he makes news. So with all the recent alligations surrounding Barry do they tarnish his entire career forever??
On a personal note...I SO have that 87 Topps rookie card of Barry Bonds!...somewhere at home
Teri Hatcher: Still Falling Down the Ugly Aging Tree
Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Cuba Gooding Jr. & Teri Hatcher @ the Laureus World Sports Awards
Like we say whenever we post up Teri Hatcher photos: What the fuck is going on w/ Teri?
Is it some new cream she bought during a trip to the ghetto swap meets of Vietnam? Or, possibly it's the LA water that's forcing her to age right before our eyes. But, whatever's going down, I think it's safe to say that something is seriously jacked-up w/ her physical appearance.
Here are the a few more from the awards show.
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Where Be All Da Sistahs At?
Wednesday, March 29th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch
I grabbed this from some random forum linking to one of our posts.
So where should we place the blame?
1. Better overall financial position of a lot of brothas?
2. OR, are the sistahs doing something wrong?
Eva Longoria Claims To Be Tony Parker's Sexual Student
Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee
In an attempt to redeem her latest boytoy's sexual image in the press, Eva has gone the Extra mile.
Eva Longoria, desperate to set the record straight, took to the entertainment-news shows Tuesday to tell the world that her beau, NBA star Tony Parker, is aces in the bedroom.
File it under Too Much Information, but Longoria told "Extra" and "Access Hollywood" that "when the lights are out, he's the teacher," ... and "I'm the student," she added to "Extra." [Yahoo!]
First of all, this article should serve as evidence that Extra, Access Hollywood & all shows in the gossip whoring category are the filth of modern television---that's why we love to TiVO them.
Secondly, it's a well known fact that Eva Longoria is a Hollywood whore, so it's pretty obvious what she said in the Allure interview was true. Here's Bastard JC Chasez backing up our Longwhoria claims.
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