Michelle Kwan @ 2008 ESPYs Giant Event
Thursday, July 24th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Michelle Kwan in US delegation to OlympicsMichelle Kwan will be among seven members of the presidential delegation to the closing ceremony of the Beijing Olympics.
President George W. Bush announced the delegation, to be headed by Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. The president also on Wednesday listed Kwan, a two-time figure skating medalist at the Winter Olympics who has made several trips to China on behalf of the U.S. government as a diplomacy envoy.
"I'm enrolled in summer classes right now: three classes, 15 units," Kwan said. "I spoke to my professors and told them I'd have to miss the last two days because I'm part of the delegation to the Olympics closing ceremony. Luckily, they said I can make it up and turn in my papers later on. USA Today
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Bastardly Hasbeen Hot or Not: Michelle Kwan
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COMSnapped @ Women's Sports Foundation presents "The Billies" even @ the Beverly Hilton
And the Wiki says...
Michelle Wingshan Kwan[1] (Traditional Chinese: 關穎珊; pinyin: Guān Yǐngshān; Cantonese IPA: Gwaan Wingsaan; born July 7, 1980) is an American figure skater. She has won nine U.S. championships, five World Championships, and two Olympic medals. She has remained competitive for over a decade and is the most decorated figure skater in U.S. history.[2] Known for her consistency and expressive artistry on ice, she is widely considered to be one of the greatest figure skaters of all time. [Wiki]
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Bastardly Hot or Not: Michelle Kwan @ El Estreno de "Los Simpson: La Pelicula" en L.A.
Friday, July 27th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Michelle Kwan's Groin Issues Forced Olympic Withdrawal
Monday, February 13th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
I wish I was here in better circumstances. When I first put in my petition, I said I believed I'd be 100 percent by time the Olympics came around. But yesterday, after going on ice and feeling stiff ... I don't think that I can be 100 percent.
I respect the Olympics too much to compete and I don't feel I can be at my best. [Michelle Kwan, USA Today]
We were rooting for you, Michelle, but I guess now we'll just have to direct all our energy behind Sasha Cohen!
And now, in typical bastardly fashion, here's a photo of Michelle's last wardrobe malfunction in which she shows off the Kwanipple!! Michelle, get your teeth fixed & use your fame to get ahead in Hollywood! There are countless Asians lookin' out for you!
Michelle Kwan Makes Joel Madden Horny
Thursday, September 22nd, 2005 late in the morning while chugging coffee
