Quiana Grant In Body Paint, Sports Illustrated 2008 Swimsuit Issue
Thursday, February 14th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
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Pregnant Jillian Grace Gets Lucky; David Spade is a Baby-Daddy!
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
For those who are super old readers (mainly Jackson & myself), you'll remember that we went through our Jillian Grace phase about 3 years ago when she would hit up the Howard Stern show every other week. Basically she's really hot & took everything Howard told her very seriously (i.e. find a rich dude, get him drunk, and have condomless sex with him).
She hooked up w/ David Spade after a Playboy Mansion party and is only a DNA test away from fat child support checks! Let's hope she has twins!!
Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace, 22, claims she fell pregnant with Spade's baby after dating him for a short period last year.
And the 43-year-old has vowed to support Grace if her claims of paternity prove to be correct.
He tells TMZ.com, "I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility." [Fox6 San Diego]
For all you girls who're hot & wanna make life a little easier, take notes from Jillian, damn it!!
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Miss Howard TV For January, 2008 Might Be A Prostitute
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Danielle DeMarco
What's the team over there @ Howard.TV smoking?! You can't go from Joanna Krupa to this chick. I hope this isn't foreshadowing a year filled w/ skanky hos.
Anyway, check out the full gallery over @ their website & don't forget to give your rating (out of 10 stars).
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Miss Howard TV Joanna Krupa @ Miami Zoo's Happy Zoo Year
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
This was hosted by Shannon Elizabeth in Miami Beach on Dec. 30
Joanna's was Miss Howard TV model for the month of December 2007. Click the photo below for the entire gallery...
Wilmer Valderrama On Howard Stern: "I Had Sex W/ Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore, Ashlee...."
Monday, March 27th, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
Wilmer Valderrama was on the Howard Stern show this morning & my God! The dude let it all out. Because he had a very humble upbringing in Venezuela, he knows he's very fortunate, so taking that into account, Wilmer uses & abuses his position to land the hottest chicks around---something any one of us would do if given the opportunity.
Anyway, I'll shut up & let MarksFriggin' take over the show. I've grabbed the best bits from this morning's show for our archives, but you can read the entire show over here.
* Download an MP3 of Valderrama's Confessional Session!
First, Wilmer Valderama has had sex w/ the following women....:
1. Venezuelan whores when he was 14 & still in Venezuela
2. Ariana Richard
3. Lindsay Lohan
4. Mandy Moore
5. Ashlee Simpson
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
7-150. Random bartenders, strippers, waitresses & whoever likes money, Venezuelan schlongs & fame!
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Sexy Kari Ann Peniche Gettin' Dirty With Real World Nehemiah
Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 in the weewizzle hours
One of our investigative reporters (yes, they are all over the place, so be wary) caught a few lovely pics of the beautiful Kari Ann Peniche of Miss Rebellious Teen USA & Playboy fame. We're in the process of getting a nice interview with this scrumptious beauty, so we'll be sure to ask a few questions linked to this minor incident. In the day & age of going out one week & getting engaged the next, a little making out, groping & sleeping around is absolutely minors!!! No worries, Kari Ann!
Our anonymous emailer wrote in with these conniving words:
I caught Kari Ann Peniche Miss Teen USA Playboy model out at a club in Corvalis Oregon enter with MTV Austin Real World Neimiah... they were tearing it upon the dance floor and making out the entire time! It was almost disgusting to watch they were all over each other! But the thing is her boyfriend Portland Club PromoterJB (also photo's attatched) had no idea because he was in Portland only 40 miles aways! I'm sure he'll know now! [Scandalous Reporter]
There are a couple more pics below---one's with her current boyfriend that was apparently taken @ another time, as mentioned above. Now, how did this emailer get a photo of Kari Ann w/ her man?! This entire email obvious sounds pretty damn shady, but we're posting it anyway b/c Kari Ann is super cute & useless gossip that probably 90% of you don't give a shit about is always fun to have, right?
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