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 <title>Britney Spears Celebrates Birthday &amp; Album Release on GMA!</title>
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&lt;em&gt;These were snapped during Brit&#039;s live performance on &#039;Good Morning America&#039; from the Big Apple Circus. Brit also celebrated her Birthday on air with a huge, circus-themed cake.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If there wasn&#039;t already enough buzz about &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.myspace.com/britneyspears&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Brit&#039;s new album&lt;/a&gt;, here&#039;s some more! Because there hasn&#039;t been any crazy fashion show featuring &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-victorias-secret-bikini-hotness-overload-in-miami-beach-god-damn-1115&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;extremely hot women or bikini pics&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; of the same extremely hot women, we&#039;ve been forced to post &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/archives/category/sex-celebrities/britney-spears&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;a lot of Brit&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; on Bastardly.  Not that any of you &lt;strong&gt;bastards give a shit&lt;/strong&gt;, but here&#039;s a brief recap w/ links to recent posts: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-happy-birthday-britney-spears-buy-her-new-album-circus-1202&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Happy Birthday Britney Spears! Buy Her New Album, Circus!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
- &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-the-new-britney-spears-album-circus-is-hitting-shelves-tomorrow-1201&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;The New Britney Spears Album &quot;Circus&quot; Is Hitting Shelves Tomorrow&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
- &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-britney-spears-performs-bambi-awards-2008-in-germany-1127&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Britney Spears Performs @ Bambi Awards 2008 in Germany&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Check out the &lt;strong&gt;steamy beginning&lt;/strong&gt; of this video...&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:43:00 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>The New Britney Spears Album &quot;Circus&quot; Is Hitting Shelves Tomorrow</title>
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Britney Spears&#039; New Circus Music Video&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Britney&#039;s official promotional tour kicked off w/ a huge performance at last week&#039;s &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-britney-spears-performs-bambi-awards-2008-in-germany-1127&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Bambi Awards in Germany&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;. And less than 24-hours away from releasing her latest album titled &#039;Circus,&#039; Brit is ready to plaster herself all over American media outlets (she already in NYC &amp;amp; set to perform on ABC&#039;s &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/SpecialConcert/popup?id=4701997&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Good Morning America&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; tomorrow).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If that wasn&#039;t enough, she dropped a real bomb last night. I don&#039;t know how many of you bastards caught &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1600361/20081201/spears_britney.jhtml&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Brit&#039;s Media Whoreumentary&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; last night (I missed it), but apparently she let it all out w/ the assumption that people actually give a shit about what the fuck was going through her head when she kept flashing her vagina every other day. This is coming from the same people who brought us &lt;em&gt;The Hills&lt;/em&gt; &amp;amp; &lt;em&gt;OC&lt;/em&gt;, so it&#039;s more than obvious that MTV execs will do anything to earn some ad revenue in these difficult economic times. I Don&#039;t blame them. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyway, you can &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/britney_spears_for_the_record/series.jhtml#bio&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;watch a clip of the 90&lt;/a&gt;-minute show on MTV---yes, 90-fucking-minutes!?! &lt;em&gt;Can you believe it?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here are pics of Brit departing London Heathrow for NYC. The old dude in one of the pics is &lt;strong&gt;Britney&#039;s cash-hungry daddy&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 12:30:00 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>Britney Spears Eats A Chocolate Chip Cookie Ice Cream Sandwich!</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;I posted her twice yesterday (sorry), first snaps from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-britney-spears-womanizer-music-video-shoot-1008&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;her new music video, Womanizer&lt;/a&gt;, but later on some candids &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-britney-spears-went-to-chateau-marmont-for-lunch-1008&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;from the Chateau Marmont&lt;/a&gt;... now she&#039;s eating ice cream.. we need to get a definite answer!!!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:29:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Lindsay Lohan Took Her Rack Out For A Walk!</title>
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&lt;strong&gt;Lindsay Lohan&#039;s Facebook war&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are embroiled in a foul-mouthed Internet fight.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The pair - who were once friends - have been trading insults on popular social networking site Facebook. &quot;Mean Girls&quot; star Lindsay branded the hotel heiress a &quot;b***h&quot; and &quot;pathetic&quot; before launching a four-letter tirade after Paris had set up a group on the site called &quot;Firecrotch,&quot; referring to the actress&#039; red hair.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But Paris hit back, saying it was her who was the pathetic one because she has set up a Facebook group about her first called &#039;Paris Wets Herself&#039;, which refers to a couple of incidents where the 27-year-old blonde is said to have urinated in a sauna and in the back of a taxi cab.  &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-10/07/content_10161531.htm&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:56:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Britney Spears Went To Chateau Marmont For Lunch!</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Wow, and just earlier we saw the wonders of make-up artists and wardrobe consultants for her &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bastardly.com/2008-britney-spears-womanizer-music-video-shoot-1008&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Womanizer music video&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Court denies appeal in Spears&#039; driving case&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Britney Spears may have to stand trial for driving without a valid license after all. A three-judge panel in Los Angeles on Tuesday denied a motion by Spears&#039; attorney seeking a delay in the trial and a possible reduction in the charge.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She is scheduled to go to trial later this month. She was charged with not having a valid California license after she hit a parked car in August 2007 and left the scene.  &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5ic4j0-zgwVvUIwo6rjPD7Oxxe01wD93LVI9O1&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:31:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Britney Spears: &quot;Womanizer&quot; Music Video Shoot</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Britney Spears Comeback In Full Swing With Release Of New Music Video&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pop star Britney Spears began her comeback at the Video Music Awards, and it looks like she is still rocking the comeback trail. Photos of her upcoming music video have been released, and the mother of two looks ready to set the music video world on fire.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The &quot;Womanizer&quot; video is set to premiere worldwide on Friday, October 10 on ABC&#039;s &quot;20/20.&quot; Her new album &quot;Circus&quot; will be released on her 27th birthday on December 2.  &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7012564777&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
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