Miley Cyrus Owns An iPhone! Wet T-Shirt Shower Photo!
Posted on Monday, July 14th, 2008 @ 10:16am by Jackson
Thanks for the lead Spuds!Miley Cyrus Shower Photos: iPhone Hacked, Pics Intended For Nick Jonas
According to recent reports, the Hannah Montana star's iPhone was hacked by some hacker and found some "very innapropriate photos" intended for Nick Jonas. You know, the guy from the Jonas Brothers whose trying to remain a virgin.
But I digress.
This "hacker" is apparently trying to sell the additional photos. Source
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Jo Champa Goes See-Thru @ "Meet Dave" L.A. Premiere
Posted on Thursday, July 10th, 2008 @ 12:30pm by Moelicious

About the movie:
In busy New Yorks' Central Park a massive fireball crash lands, with a man emerging unscathed. He's Dave (Eddie Murphy), a human-shaped spaceship controlled by 100 little aliens. Its captain (also played by Murphy) pilots the Dave Spaceship along with his crew from inside its head. The aliens are seeking a way to save their planet, however complications arise when Dave Spaceship falls in love. [Wiki]
Here's the trailer:
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Bastardly Breaking News!! Flavor Flav Lost His Virginity @ Age 6!
Posted on Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 @ 2:59pm by Moelicious
The Bastards @ Complex uncovered the dirt...
Complex: Where did you lose your virginity?
Flavor Flav: Where did I lose my virginity? I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box.
Complex: Really?
Flavor Flav: Yea, in the bushes on a box. A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes.
Complex: How uh…when was this?
Flavor Flav: This was when I was real, real, real, real, young.
Complex: Like elementary school? Or middle school?
Flavor Flav: Nah, I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old. [Read the full interview...]
Hayden Panettiere Hard @ Work @ Her Other-Other Daytime Job
Posted on Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 @ 2:03pm by Moelicious
When not filming Heroes & fighting Japanese police over cute lil' dolphins, Hayden Panettiere is also a daytime hooker!How cute!!
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Ice-T & Coco Lee Hook Up With Ron Jeremy! Ow!
Posted on Friday, June 27th, 2008 @ 3:30pm by Moelicious
What's your favorite Ice-T album?1987: Rhyme Pays
1988: Power
1989: The Iceberg/Freedom of Speech...Just Watch What You Say
1991: O.G. Original Gangster
1993: Home Invasion
1996: VI - Return of the Real
1999: The Seventh Deadly Sin
2006: Gangsta Rap
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When Will Verne Troyer Sex Tape Girl Ranae Shrider Do Playboy?
Posted on Friday, June 27th, 2008 @ 2:01pm by Moelicious
Ranae Shrider is a 22-year-old aspiring model from Kentucky. I guess she aspired her ass to Verne Troyer's mini-me penis in order to get on the cover of Playboy. Is it just me or are chicks super conniving these days? Anyway, since Hef will put anyone popular on the cover of his mag, I'm pretty sure we're only days away from an announcement.

