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It turns out that Paris was at some Miami club this past weekend giving some nostalgic tongue action to ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos. Benji didn't like it, but later paid for it when Paris dumped his ass. One of Paris Hilton's fake friends was paid by Star Magazine to make up some bullshit painful stories about how Paris was controlled during the 9 month long relationship.

The source tells the mag, "Paris was fed up with Benji always telling her what to do and bossing her around. She felt she couldn't cut loose and party.

He doesn't drink and doesn't think she should either. She felt too fenced in."

The Bastardly snitch adds, "She couldn't take his overbearing ways anymore. It was stressing her out. He can be very aggressive and he was just too much trouble.

"He fought for a second chance and asked if they could talk it out but Paris said she was done talking."

After seeing several interviews w/ Paris over the past year, she appeared to be happy w/ her situation w/ Benji, but obviously it was all bullshit. I guess she's officially back on the street corner, so if you got the cash flow & a twisted desire to get a few STDs, you can have your way w/ the one & only Paris Hilton.

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These were snapped over the long weekend at some theater in Culver City, CA

Megan Fox Sweetie Brian Austin Green Spills on the New "90210"

Brian Austin Green tells us that he's heard from the producers of the CW's new "90210," who'd like him to make an appearance on the new show as his old "Beverly Hills, 90210" character, David Silver. "I wish them the best on the show, and I think it would be fun to go back for an episode if the timing ever worked out right. My schedule right now is pretty tight," says the "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles" actor.

Green couldn't be happier with his current role -- Derek Reese, the uncle of Savior-of-the-World-To-Be John Connor. "I honestly couldn't ask for a better character to play. He's fantastic, and he has all the depth and back story that an actor would want and all the heart he needs." And besides, "Who wouldn't want to fight Terminators?" he asks. In fact, he wanted it enough to audition for it. "I went in on a Thursday morning, got the call and went to work on Friday. For me, it was really exciting." [National Ledger]

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See the full set over here.

With all the kinky love Nicky showed him on the beach back in December, you'd think they'd be married by now. Then again, I guess you could've said the same thing ten years ago...

Here's the Bastardly Theory...
Holiday season is quickly approaching and Michael Bolton just wants to hit another ass---preferably something much tighter and younger. Plus, he knows he can get some Nicollette-ass anytime he chooses, so why not live the Flavio Briatore Sugar Daddy Lifestyle?

Watch for Michael to be on the beach with a smokin' babe come December. Damn you, Michael Bolton, damn you!!

Here's some more info on the break-up that no one seems to give a shit about...

Bolton, 55, and Sheridan, 44, started dating in 1992 but broke up five years later. They revived their relationship three years ago and announced their engagement in 2006.

"Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have amicably ended their engagement," Nicole Perna, a publicist for the actress, said in a statement.

"They appreciate your respect for their privacy in this matter," Perna said. [Yahoo!]

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Heather Mills is rambling like a madwoman---almost as if she just won the Super Duper Gold Digger Lottery for $50mil. Bitch.

Heather Mills married McCartney on 11 June 2002, four years after his first wife Linda McCartney died of breast cancer. Their wedding was an elaborate ceremony at Castle Leslie (once home of Shane Leslie) in the village of Glaslough in County Monaghan, Ireland.

As a result of this marriage, Mills became stepmother to McCartney's children: Heather, Mary, Stella, and James. On 28 October 2003, Mills gave birth to the couple's only child, a daughter, Beatrice Milly McCartney. The baby was named after Heather's mother, Beatrice, and McCartney's aunt Milly.

Mills and McCartney separated in 2006. After the couple's divorce in March 2008, Mills was awarded £24.3 million, plus payments of £35,000 per annum, and nanny and school costs for their daughter, Beatrice. [Wiki]

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For those of you guys with lots of money to drop, please note that Minka is officially single.

She recently split with John Mayer & is currently ripe for Bastardly Rebound Sex. If you do happen to sex up Minka, please make sure you make a sex tape & then accidently upload it to one of the various Internet forums after a night of heavy drinking...

Rocker John Mayer has split up with his actress girlfriend Minka Kelly.
The guitarist and Kelly, the star of TV show Friday Night Lights, began dating in September and separated over a month ago, reports website People.com.

Mayer - who has previously been linked to beauties including Mandy Moore and Cameron Diaz - and Kelly have remain good friends since the end of their romance. [WPSDTV]

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Man, why do these people even bother tying the knot? I mean, just go out for a few months, fuck each other's brains out, and then just move on. Yes, it's that simple!

Then again, publicity w/ girlfriend/boyfriend breakups = 2-3 days, tops.
And, publicity gained from an ugly divorce = weeks to months!

Regardless, here's more info for those who want to read...

Anderson, 40, filed for divorce from Rick Salomon in the Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday, citing irreconcilable differences just 70 days after the couple got married in Las Vegas on October 6, documents showed.
However, later Monday, in a cryptic message posted on her official website, Anderson hinted that the marriage might yet be saved.
"P.S. We're working things out," the message in Anderson's diary remarked, without referring to the divorce. Anderson's spokesperson could not be reached for comment.
Only last month Anderson told interviewers she was deeply in love with Salomon and looking forward to settling down with the 39-year-old, notorious for his involvement in Paris Hilton's sex videotape.
"I'm the happiest I've ever been," Anderson told USA Today in an interview about her latest husband. "We're good for each other." [AFP]

UPDATE:
Apparently the divorce is postponed until NEXT week! Sorry!!

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