Temporarily In Love

Naomi Campbell Goes Yacht Shopping With Her Man-Bitch

Moelicious — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:00:00 -0400

Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.com

Is this dude with her b/c he loves rough sex (b/c you know Naomi loves to claw, strangle, throw, punch & God knows what else during sex) or is he simply on some sort of relationship-suicide mission?

Anyway, these were snapped as Naomi and her boyfriend Vladislav Doronin were spotted in Monte Carlo where they are reportedly shopping for a new yacht.

I wanna shop for a new yacht too, damn it!!

Did Mischa Barton Have Make-up Sex w/ Josh Hartnett?!

Moelicious — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 11:40:00 -0400

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These were snapped yesterday as Mischa attended shows @ London Fashion Week.

I'm pretty sure Mischa just over-boozed (again) and hooked up with some dude who happened to look like Josh. The Daily Mail has more on this...

A source said: 'Josh looked pretty bored and was totally ignoring Mischa. She persisted though, and kept getting closer and closer to their table while dancing provocatively.

'Lots of girls were trying to get near their table, where the two guys were drinking champagne and vodka cocktails. Mischa had a lot to contend with, but didn't give up.'

Later, in the toilets, Nathan was overheard warning Josh off Mischa. The source added: 'Nathan told him that he thought she talks too much.'

Slip a puffy nipple (or a boob) next time, Mischa!

Kelly Brook & 20 Year Old Danny Cipriani Are Having Casual Rebound Sex!

Moelicious — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:09:00 -0400

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These were snapped earlier today in London as Kelly arrived to do a show for BBC Radio 1 .

Once again, life just isn't fair, but we've said that about a million times on this site already. For Danny's sake, I hope he's enjoying the fling while it lasts. Fucker.

Danny Cipriani

By dating this kid, Kelly is just sending a big fuck you to Billy Zane by sleeping with a dude less than half his age (Billy's 42). So, since these torn relationships are all about rivalry, Billy Zane needs to bust out the jailbait card in order to one-up Kelly. Doubt it.

Since I'm pretty sure she'll be through with Danny by next Wednesday, let's hope while Kelly's flying around the globe having casual sex with random dudes she interacts with on a daily basis, one of those bastards decides to make a sex tape. Two or three or four sex tapes would be nice, but let's keep in mind, minimum requirements for a sex tape scandal is one sex tape. Someone pull through for us a'ready, damn it!!

More about Danny:

Daniel Jerome Cipriani (born 2 November 1987) is a rugby union footballer who plays fly-half, centre and fullback for London Wasps and England. [Wiki]

Adriana Lima Lookin' Delicious @ Carlos Jeressati's Dinner

Moelicious — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:34:00 -0400

Major props to the dude who emailed these into Bastardly HQ. I have to admit, the weekend was pretty shitty until I saw Adri flashing her lil' juicies to the cameras. God d-d-d-daaayum!

Thank you, Ms. Lima & damn you to hell, Marko Jaric!!

Angry Cameron Diaz's New Boy Toy: British Model Paul Sculfor

Moelicious — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:29:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Cameron Diaz got some public lovin' w/ Jennifer Aniston's ex-boyfriend at the U.S. Open in New York on Tuesday. Earlier today they were snapped making out on the streets of Manhattan.

Remember the good 'ole days of Angry Cameron Diaz?

Is Marko Jaric Bad For Adrina Lima's Future Career in Fashion?

Moelicious — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:02:00 -0400

Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.

As you guys, Adriana & Marko (bastardsonofabitchwhorebag!) are currently vacationing in Croatia. These pics were snapped over the weekend in Hvar, Croatia, which is actually a tiny island in the Adriatic Sea with a 2001 reported population of 4,138. Talking about wanting to be alone!!

Anyway, if you missed it from Friday, check out these pics of Adriana heading for some classic Bastardly Yacht Sex! Ow!