Plastic Surgery

BREAKING NEWS!! Shauna Sand NOT Wearing Clear Stripper Platforms!!

Moelicious — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 15:30:00 -0500

After years of reporting on Shauna Sand (yes, we live a sad-sad existence in the media world), we've never seen this woman without her clear stripper platform shoes, so this is definitely Bastardly news in the making! Don't believe us? Go through each Shauna Sand post in her Bastardly category.

Here's a pic of Shauna rocking her beloved stripper shoes in Miami Beach:
Check out more pics...

So, anyone know what happened to Shauna's prostishoes?

Does Reese Witherspoon Need Chin Reduction Surgery?

Moelicious — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:20:00 -0500

Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM
These were snapped at the "Four Christmases" World Premiere

About the movie:

No one enjoys the holidays more than Brad (Vince Vaughn) and Kate (Reese Witherspoon). Every December 25th, this happily unmarried, upscale San Francisco couple embark on a holiday tradition they have shared every year since they met—ditching their crazy families for a relaxing, fun-filled vacation in some sunny exotic locale. There, sipping margaritas by the pool, they toast the season, knowing they have once again avoided the chaos and emotional fallout of their four respective households: divorced parents, squabbling siblings, out-of-control kids and all the simmering resentments and awkward moments that are the hallmarks of every family Christmas. But not this year. Shorts and sunglasses packed, Brad and Kate are trapped at the San Francisco airport by a fogbank that cancels every outbound flight. Worse yet, they are caught on camera by a local news crew, revealing their whereabouts to the whole city…and to their families. With no escape and no excuses, they are now expected home by Brad's father (Robert Duvall). And Kate's mother (Mary Steenburgen). And Brad's mother (Sissy Spacek). And Kate's father (Jon Voight). Four Christmases in one day. As they brace themselves for a marathon of homecomings, Brad and Kate expect the worst—and that's exactly what they get. But as Brad counts down the minutes to their freedom, Kate surprisingly finds herself tuned to the ticking of a different clock. At the end of the day, each will gain a new perspective on where they came from…and where they're going. Getting to know themselves and each other as they really are could finally give them a chance at the kind of love they've only been playing at. [Wiki]

Here's the trailer:

Jodie Marsh Dressed To Impress @ Daylight Robbery UK Premiere

Moelicious — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:50:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Splash News
These were snapped @ the UK premiere of Daylight Robbery, a British flick about how a group of England football supporters pull off the perfect crime by stealing millions of pounds from a London Exchange bank.

First off, if you wanna have some fun, check out pics from Jodie Marsh's Bastardly Category. The lady knows how to dress!

In an attempt to showcase Jodie's level of class, let's first give you some background. Jodie had an MTV reality show which chronicled her search for a man & then the subsequent wedding. Here's how it all ended...

The couple married on 1 September 2007 at Sugar Hut, an Essex nightclub. A second ceremony in her mother’s back garden was shown on MTV on 2 September 2007.[11] It was later revealed that Marsh had the wedding paid for by sponsors who believed that the wedding was genuine.

The couple split up in December 2007.[13] Marsh later admitted to Love It magazine in their 8th January 2008 issue that ".. the marriage was for TV. It was never for real." and "I'm not hiding the fact I did the TV show for money. Of course I did". [Wiki]

So yeah, if you want an English STD, hit up Jodie for a night or two...

Here's the flick's trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=url-aS_2VQs

How Much Plastic Surgery Has Paula Abdul Gotten Done?

Moelicious — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:59:00 -0400

Photo Credit: STEVE SANDS/bauergriffinonline.com

At least Paula's face is looking better than Pamela Anderson's...

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her New Bikini Body in Cabo!

Moelicious — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:29:00 -0400

Photo Credit: INFphoto.com

We'll be using bikini pics from her Dominican Republic vacation from March & some poolside bikini pics from April to compare with these pics taken a couple days back in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Tara Reid Busted Stomach Pics Ruin The Long Weekend

Moelicious — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:29:00 -0400

Did you just yack the entire weekend's bbq on your comp?

My bad.