Jodie Marsh Dressed To Impress @ Daylight Robbery UK Premiere
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: Splash NewsThese were snapped @ the UK premiere of Daylight Robbery, a British flick about how a group of England football supporters pull off the perfect crime by stealing millions of pounds from a London Exchange bank.
First off, if you wanna have some fun, check out pics from Jodie Marsh's Bastardly Category. The lady knows how to dress!
In an attempt to showcase Jodie's level of class, let's first give you some background. Jodie had an MTV reality show which chronicled her search for a man & then the subsequent wedding. Here's how it all ended...
The couple married on 1 September 2007 at Sugar Hut, an Essex nightclub. A second ceremony in her mother’s back garden was shown on MTV on 2 September 2007.[11] It was later revealed that Marsh had the wedding paid for by sponsors who believed that the wedding was genuine.
The couple split up in December 2007.[13] Marsh later admitted to Love It magazine in their 8th January 2008 issue that ".. the marriage was for TV. It was never for real." and "I'm not hiding the fact I did the TV show for money. Of course I did". [Wiki]
So yeah, if you want an English STD, hit up Jodie for a night or two...
Here's the flick's trailer:
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How Much Plastic Surgery Has Paula Abdul Gotten Done?
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Photo Credit: STEVE SANDS/bauergriffinonline.comAt least Paula's face is looking better than Pamela Anderson's...
Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her New Bikini Body in Cabo!
Thursday, August 7th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
Photo Credit: INFphoto.comWe'll be using bikini pics from her Dominican Republic vacation from March & some poolside bikini pics from April to compare with these pics taken a couple days back in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
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Tara Reid Busted Stomach Pics Ruin The Long Weekend
Sunday, July 6th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Did you just yack the entire weekend's bbq on your comp? My bad.
Lisa Rinna Rocks The Butta-Flavored Rainbow Bikini!
Thursday, June 26th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Remember ladies, if you're gonna fork out millions to get a ton of work done to your face, don't get photographed while in motion. After checking out the page two, it's fairly safe to say the results are straight up busted.
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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pics. Shows Off Fake Boobs! Ow!
Friday, May 16th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
Snapped on the set of Audrina's new reality show. MTV needs to get their asses kicked.I never realized Audrina Patridge had franken-boobies & you can really noticed the botched boob-job when you compare them to her recently "leaked" Playboy pics. Although her implants might look a lil' jacked, they're about 10x better than Niurka Marcos' rack.
Reality star Patridge taking leap to big screen
Audrina Patridge, one of the subjects of the hit reality series "The Hills," has landed her first film role. Patridge has joined the cast of "Into the Blue 2," a sequel to the 2005 Jessica Alba-starring action-adventure film.
The film revolves around Sebastion (Chris Carmack, of "The O.C.") and Dani (Laura Vandervoort, "Smallville"), a married couple hired as professional divers to search for Columbus' hidden treasure. To their horror, they learn that their wealthy employers have a much more terrifying agenda.
Patridge will play a no-nonsense beach beauty whose boyfriend caters to her every demand. [Reuters]
Let this be a lesson to all hot chicks looking to become famous! If you leak a sex tape or a set of nude pics of yourself, you'll instantly become famous. Chop chop!
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