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Ashley, we all know how much you love the cameras, so stop it a'ready!

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TV review: 'Picture' a generic fairy tale

There's nothing really wrong with the good, clean fun of "Picture This!" unless you sit back and consider the collective message that films of this ilk try to communicate. You can watch them and think, well, that's nice that even the ugliest of ducklings can really become an A-lister if he or she puts his or her mind to it. But, more realistically, do you have to be the most popular, the most talented or the best looking? For that matter, what's so hot about being a swan in the first place?

Films like "Picture This!" may seem to be endorsing the notion that kids should be true to themselves, but why is it that the inevitable happy ending always finds the heroine dancing at the school prom with Prince Charming? How about a film where kids don't have to get contact lenses, total makeovers, win the school talent contest or big game, and land the hottest guy/girl at school to find themselves? How about a film that says, you know, there's nothing wrong with being a duckling? SF Gate

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Yeah, I know... Ashley Tisdale overkill today. Seems like the photogs over at Bauer-Griffin were having a field day follwing her after seeing how she looked returning from Hawaii.

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Louis Vuitton teams up with Nordstrom

Louis Vuitton and Nordstrom forged a new partnership: Vuitton opened an in-store shop at the retailer on Chicago’s Michigan Avenue. The 2.000 feet department opened last week and is the French luxury brand’s first boutique at Nordstrom.

A win-win for both companies, as the Seattle-based Nordstrom Inc. is looking to expand its designer business and LVMH Moet Hennesy Louis Vuitton searches for new avenues of growth.

Nordstrom represents the first new department store partnership in 13 years for Louis Vuitton. The brand previously teamed up with Bloomingdale’s (1995), Macy’s (1982), Neiman Marcus (1948) and Saks Fifth Avenue (1925). The leased department within Nordstrom will be Vuitton’s fifth location in the Chicago area and the 123rd store in the US. Fifty percent of Vuitton’s stores are freestanding retail units and fifty percent leased areas inside department stores. Source

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Mr. Douchebag = Jared Murillo

These two are currently enjoying a lot of quality sex time @ some Maui resort. Super douche Jared Murillo not only gets full access to Ashley's bod on normal days, but the bastard also enjoyed birthday sex a couple days back. Can't some huge Samoan dude jump this guy when he's in the water and steal Ashley away from him?

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Ashley Tisdale celebrated her 23rd birthday on the beaches of Maui. Unfortunately she was accompanied by douchebag Jared Murillo (who has a MySpace Music Page... I'm not linking to it to give him free traffic). Damned be to hell with this douchebag and the inevitable task at hand he's been delegated as lucky bastard giver of birthday sex. Damn be to him!!!

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