Kate Beckinsale Should Star in Airport Security Porn!
Monday, October 8th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon
This woman will look hot doing anything...smoking, driving, stretching, standing, walking, taking a crap---you name it!
Getting to the topic @ hand, I just wanna re-emphasize that I think the airport security chick is pretty damn hot. Why is that I always see angry dudes or fat women when I go through airport security? In order to ease the pain of waiting in long lines & going through useless searches, I feel all security personnel should be hot. Get all the overweight, angry people sweeping the floors & directing air traffic outside on the tarmac b/c, let's admit it, they need the exercise.
All I know is that if security personnel were all hotties, I would be compelled to travel through places like Miami, NYC, and San Diego much more frequently---regardless of cost. The Transportation Security Administration needs to get their asses in gear & hire a few members of the Horndogg Community into their HR. They'll know exactly what to do...
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The Bastardly will celebrate the 4th of July in Buenos Aires, Argentina, so if you're in the city, please get a hold of us via email. We'll probably throw a party in one of the restaurants (possibly
El Alamo like we did last November) & would love to share a few words with you. And yes, we understand it's winter over there, but the delicious food & friendly people compelled us to head back.Anyway, if all goes as planned, you won't even notice that we've left the building. Between Jackson & myself, we've scheduled plenty of delicious goodies to keep our fellow bastards busy! If you want anything which isn't too hard to carry (Argentine girls are out of the question---Jackson tried once already!), head to the contact page & make a request. Depending on your loyalty, we'll see if we can hook it up!
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Monday, July 9th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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The Bastardly will celebrate the 4th of July in Buenos Aires, Argentina, so if you're in the city, please get a hold of us via email. We'll probably throw a party in one of the restaurants (possibly
El Alamo like we did last November) & would love to share a few words with you. And yes, we understand it's winter over there, but the delicious food & friendly people compelled us to head back.Anyway, if all goes as planned, you won't even notice that we've left the building. Between Jackson & myself, we've scheduled plenty of delicious goodies to keep our fellow bastards busy! If you want anything which isn't too hard to carry (Argentine girls are out of the question---Jackson tried once already!), head to the contact page & make a request. Depending on your loyalty, we'll see if we can hook it up!
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Friday, July 6th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Blurry photos of Argentine chicks from our last trip to Buenos Aires in November, 2006.
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- I'm Not Obsessed
- Hollywood Tuna
- Drunken Stepfather
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- Popsugar
- Pop Candy
- Yeeeah
Bastardly Travels - Buenos Aires Trip #2! Ow!
The Bastardly will celebrate the 4th of July in Buenos Aires, Argentina, so if you're in the city, please get a hold of us via email. We'll probably throw a party in one of the restaurants (possibly
El Alamo like we did last November) & would love to share a few words with you. And yes, we understand it's winter over there, but the delicious food & friendly people compelled us to head back.Anyway, if all goes as planned, you won't even notice that we've left the building. Between Jackson & myself, we've scheduled plenty of delicious goodies to keep our fellow bastards busy! If you want anything which isn't too hard to carry (Argentine girls are out of the question---Jackson tried once already!), head to the contact page & make a request. Depending on your loyalty, we'll see if we can hook it up!
The Bastardly Morning Report From Buenos Aires, Arg
Thursday, July 5th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Blurry photos of Argentine chicks from our last trip to Buenos Aires in November, 2006.
For the latest in gossip goodness, please visit our friends...
- Pop Candy
- Yeeeah
- Dlisted
- I'm Not Obsessed
- Hollywood Tuna
- Drunken Stepfather
- I Don't Like You In That Way
- Popsugar
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The Bastardly will celebrate the 4th of July in Buenos Aires, Argentina, so if you're in the city, please get a hold of us via email. We'll probably throw a party in one of the restaurants (possibly
El Alamo like we did last November) & would love to share a few words with you. And yes, we understand it's winter over there, but the delicious food & friendly people compelled us to head back.Anyway, if all goes as planned, you won't even notice that we've left the building. Between Jackson & myself, we've scheduled plenty of delicious goodies to keep our fellow bastards busy! If you want anything which isn't too hard to carry (Argentine girls are out of the question---Jackson tried once already!), head to the contact page & make a request. Depending on your loyalty, we'll see if we can hook it up!
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Wednesday, July 4th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Blurry photos of Argentine chicks from our last trip to Buenos Aires in November, 2006.
For the latest in gossip goodness, please visit our friends...
- I Don't Like You In That Way
- Popsugar
- Pop Candy
- Yeeeah
- Dlisted
- I'm Not Obsessed
- Hollywood Tuna
- Drunken Stepfather
Bastardly Travels - Buenos Aires Trip #2! Ow!
The Bastardly will celebrate the 4th of July in Buenos Aires, Argentina, so if you're in the city, please get a hold of us via email. We'll probably throw a party in one of the restaurants (possibly
El Alamo like we did last November) & would love to share a few words with you. And yes, we understand it's winter over there, but the delicious food & friendly people compelled us to head back.Anyway, if all goes as planned, you won't even notice that we've left the building. Between Jackson & myself, we've scheduled plenty of delicious goodies to keep our fellow bastards busy! If you want anything which isn't too hard to carry (Argentine girls are out of the question---Jackson tried once already!), head to the contact page & make a request. Depending on your loyalty, we'll see if we can hook it up!
