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From The Bastardly Archives... Two Years Ago!

Jackson — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:59:00 -0500

On this day in Bastardly History... Gisele Bundchen Shows Some Booty on the Beach!

From The Bastardly Archives... Two Years Ago!

Jackson — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:29:00 -0500

On this day i Bastardly History... Alessandra Ambrosio Can Write Her Name!!

BREAKING NEWS!! Shauna Sand NOT Wearing Clear Stripper Platforms!!

Moelicious — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 15:30:00 -0500

After years of reporting on Shauna Sand (yes, we live a sad-sad existence in the media world), we've never seen this woman without her clear stripper platform shoes, so this is definitely Bastardly news in the making! Don't believe us? Go through each Shauna Sand post in her Bastardly category.

Here's a pic of Shauna rocking her beloved stripper shoes in Miami Beach:
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So, anyone know what happened to Shauna's prostishoes?

Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Party Without Their Fatter Third

Moelicious — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:30:00 -0500

Photo Credit: Zodiac / Splash News

It's just not cool how Kim & Kourt refuse to include younger sis Khloe in the mix when deciding to hit up clubs & industry parties. So what if she's the fattest one of the three sisters?! Not that it really matters or helps to make a point to further this convo, but I'm willing to bet that Khloe's a far better ping pong player than either Kim or Kourtney.

Anyway, more on the pics on hand: Kim was spotted last night w/ her sister Kourtney on their way to a 'Dancing with the Stars' after party in Hollywood. They're both lookin' pretty hot, no doubt! You go girl!!

Jennifer Hawkins @ "Australia" World Premiere

Jackson — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:01:00 -0500

We've seen Jennifer Hawkins walk the runway before and underneath the dress lies a sweet bikini bod. I've really only seen her do modelling and there really is no other news to report about the former Miss Universe.

What's Your Favorite A La Carte VS Angel Dish?

Moelicious — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 14:30:00 -0500

These were snapped at the 2008 VS Fashion Show After Party.

Are Marisa Miller, Adriana Lima & Selita Ebanks the ultimate lesbian sex fantasy or can you think of a better combo? My personal favorite a la carte VS Angel dish would have to be Adriana, Alessandra & Doutzen.