The robot lives of our Authors. They will point out the glitches in our bastardly society.
Is Kirsten Dunst Sleeping W/ This Dude?
Photo Credit: Carlos Vila/Krieger/bauergriffinKirsten was out & about in NYC where she grabbed a bite to eat @ popular Italian joint Sant Ambroeus in the Upper East Side.
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Olivia Palermo Looking Tasty @ The Wackness Screening
These were snapped in NYC.As slutty as this may look, I still find it super hot for some reason. God damn!!
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Lisa Rinna Rocks The Butta-Flavored Rainbow Bikini!

Remember ladies, if you're gonna fork out millions to get a ton of work done to your face, don't get photographed while in motion. After checking out the page two, it's fairly safe to say the results are straight up busted.
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Possible Butta: Solange Knowles @ 2008 BET Awards

And the Wiki says...
Solange Piaget Knowles[1] (born June 24, 1986) professionally known as Solange is an American actress, R&B and pop singer, songwriter, producer, model, and dancer. She is the younger sister of R&B singer Beyoncé.
Knowles has been promoting Baby Jamz, a hip-hop/rhythm inspired toy line for preschoolers. She is executive producer of the CD, updated hip-hop inspired nursery rhymes, and the music featured in all of the toys. Knowles' son, Julez, is the face of Baby Jamz.
She is currently working with a Private Equity firm to help finance special projects in distribution, promotions and marketing music with Music World Entertainment and Interscope. The Private Equity firm is focusing on buying and selling music licensing rights to the movie industry and consumer products like Coca-Cola, Alcohol beverages and Proctor & Gamble Company products. The music for commercials will be the first deal of its kind for a female R&B singer. [Wiki]
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Hot or Not: Milena Govich @ "Finding Amanda" Screening

And the Wiki says...
Milena Govich (born October 29, 1976) is an American actress. She was born in Norman, Oklahoma, where both of her parents, Bruce and Marilyn Govich,[1] were professors of music at the University of Oklahoma. Milena Govich followed her academic parents by graduating from both high school and college (University of Central Oklahoma (UCO) as a valedictorian of her class. Govich left UCO with a double-degree in Performance and Pre-medical studies, and minored in Dance and Violin.[2] After graduation, Govich moved to New York City to pursue an acting career. [Wiki]
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Pilar Rubio Does June, 2008 FHM Magazine

And the Spanish Wiki says...
Pilar Rubio García-Burgueño (Torrejón de Ardoz, Madrid, 17 de marzo de 1979) es una reportera y presentadora española, además de esporádica actriz y modelo. En la actualidad, cubre acontecimientos para el programa humorístico Sé lo que hicisteis..., crítico con la televisión "rosa" española. [Wiki]
Ghetto Google Translator:
Pilar Garcia-Rubio Burgueño (Torrejon de Ardoz, Madrid, 17 March 1979) is a Spanish reporter and presenter, as well as occasional actress and model. At present, covering events for the program humorous I know what I did ..., critical of television "pink" Spanish.

