Tara Reid: Double Chinned vs Airbrushed



I guess after getting booted off of E!, she's been sitting around chuggin' one too many the beers.

And in other news, Tara has finally figured out a way to keep from poppin' out.


People act like it was the worst crime in the world. It was a mistake, you know!

But you would think my boob had popped out and shot Gandhi!

My hooters are under control. I'm taped up now, totally. I'm using double tape. Double double tape. My boobs are going nowhere again. [The News Vault]


Joking aside, I find it interesting that out of all the people in history she could've choosen to shoot, Tara chose Gandhi.

Ok, enough jabbin'. Here's the Double Chinned vs Airbrushed competition.

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28 Scandalous Comments

Like I said last week when I found those pics...someone was working OVERTIME on these pics. Wow, what a pig!

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 1:05pm

She was so cute in American Pie, what happened? Quit making us sick, she needs to go on the Dr. Phil show.

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 1:12pm

The header said these were posted by Moelicious while eating his lunch. My question is how could you eat while looking at THAT??? Did you toss your cookies?
This chick keeps getting worse and worse. The saddest thing is she HAD nothing but her looks. She is about as bright as a pet rock, and I'm sure she has killed any brain cells she had to start with. You know its pretty bad when even JC Chaze tries to ditch her.

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 1:17pm

I HAVE LOGGED MANY MANY HOURS BINGE DRINKING AND IN NO WAY HAVE I GAINED WEIGHT LIKE HER. I THINK YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE A TOTAL WASTE TO END UP LIKE HER. ABOUT THIS TIME LAST YEAR I WAS DRINKING HEAVILY, ABOUT 10-15 BEERS A NIGHT AND LIQUOR. I DIDNT GAIN A SINGLE POUND. OF COURSE EVERY BODY WORKS DIFFERENTLY BUT I THINK SHE MUST BE A TOTAL WASTEOID TO LOOK THE WAY SHE HAS.

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 1:32pm

OH YEA, CAPS LOCK RULES!

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 1:33pm

We represent the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids... We represent the lollipop kiiiiiiiids!!!!!! And we do welcome you to munchkin land!

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 1:45pm

Bombaclaad...those are not OLD pics of Tara. Those are recent pics taken a month apart. The obviously airbrushed photos are for the November 2005 edition of Arena Magazine. Like I said, someone was putting in alot of overtime on those babies!

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 1:59pm

If those are not old pics then im scared. Is there someone out there that can make me look like a woman the way they did for Tara? Thats too much power for one man. I bet he has a God complex.

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 2:05pm

Why not photograph attractive women and save the additional costs of airbrushing? That's just evil, making Tara Reid look pretty. I bet millions of unsuspecting teenage boys around the world are masturbating to a lie!

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 2:13pm

Good point. Very psychological.

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 2:27pm

Page three looks like a different person

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 2:35pm

Gobble Gobble Gobble.
All I can see is a turkey on the first picture!

Not just page 3 looks like a different person. All the airbrushed photo's do. I think that they stuck just Tara's face on someone elses entire body and head. God bless technology!

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 2:42pm

She must have just wiped her face with some baby oil. Look at the un-airbrushed turkey gobbler photos. You could fry and egg on her face. Blech!

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 6:03pm

Eeww!! In the very last pic, you can see that her hips are narrower than her waist and upper body!! Eeewwww!!! Also, she has got a rectangular, boxy shaped body.hahahaha. though, she has very pretty features but she's looking tired and washed out...

Saturday, October 8th, 2005 @ 12:05am

Poster girl for anti-drinking campaign...
Just think about the before and after...
Horrible.

Saturday, October 8th, 2005 @ 5:19pm

Yeah it's def from drinking, she looks just about the same as ex- guns n roses bass player "Duff" Mckagan in his hey drinkin days! Real sad, he reached the point wehre his pancreas almost burst, can safely say the same will happen to her soon. What gets me as how people never lean from others mistakes, I'm happy I'm on of the few that did.

Sunday, November 6th, 2005 @ 2:21pm

I love celebrity gossip and I love this site - its a great escape from my hectic life! But it's the frequent poster "Tammy" who has compelled me to write. Tammy, you mentioned that you have two daughters. Shouldn't you be paying attention to them instead of commenting on every single topic covered in this site, or, better yet, instead of provoking silly little girls over their teen crushes on Aaron Carter? Also, what kind of job do you have? I'd love to know what kind of a "boss" allows his or her employees to play on the computer all day and shirk their responsibilites.

Sunday, November 6th, 2005 @ 3:08pm

Owen, you came a wee bit late. This Tammy person has been tossed off The bastardly! And many, many people happy about it.

Wednesday, November 9th, 2005 @ 1:15am

She is the drunk, babyless version of Britney Spears... Totally

Peace and God bless
Deee

Sunday, January 8th, 2006 @ 5:25pm

She looks like Mac From Mac And Me

Sunday, January 8th, 2006 @ 5:51pm

damn, she looks like shit now

Friday, January 13th, 2006 @ 12:45am

nasty either way.

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 1:02pm

Some of those old pics look pretty good, mainly because they look NOTHING LIKE TARA REID. She is definitely one of the most disgusting "celebrity" hicks out getting photographed these days. She has all that cellulite in her legs, the double chin, the skin rolls left over from her lypo, and the horrible fake boob job. She gets an F for effort. I would reccomend that she move to panama beach, buy a trailer, and get drunk.

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 1:09pm

Dood!

I remember that once, back in the day, I was all like "I'd totally do Tara". Those days are gone.

She looks like she has down syndrome.

Hmmm...that would actually explain a lot of things...

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 1:12pm

its all that binge drinking & partying she does, the only thing you get from
drinking booze is fat

i think shes very stupid, shes only done,what 3 or 4 movies & they didnt do
very well but the only thing shes famous for is partying, drinking & being
friends with paris hilton, the girl needs to find a new crowd of friends &
focus on her career

i dont think shes very pretty, & the only movie i've seen her in was van wilder,
i had a hard time thinking of her as a "journalist", plus i dont like her voice,
it annoys me

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 1:17pm

LMAO @ Harvey.

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 1:48pm

The airbrush guy is on a power trip. Its more fulfilling for him to take a wombat and photograph it just right and then airbrush the hell out of the pics to make them "sexy."

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 2:17pm

age is sometimes not that kind...

MPM

Wednesday, November 9th, 2005 @ 12:12am

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